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Wyoming Ranch Hand

When a cowboy strips down to just his boots and hat, finds a fresh load of cows shit, and proceeds to jerk of and cum on said cow patty. He then gets up and two step dances around the jizzed on cow shit while yelling Yee Haw!
I was bored out on the range, so I pulled off a Wyoming Ranch Hand to pass the time
by The cocks July 19, 2022
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Dirty Ranch Dip

1 female, 1 or more males. Speculum is used to open vagina or asshole and ranch dressing poured into the orifice. Man or men then dip the balls into the ranch and the female subsequently licks the ranch dip off of the scrotum. Dirty Ranch Dip.
Megan enjoyed the Dirty Ranch Dip as prepared by Billy.
by GingerMedic August 20, 2022
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thick ranch

the joke of when people say 'i found thick ranch in my moms bedroom' basically meaning cum
jeff (8 years old): i found thick ranch in my mommys room and ate it'

lia: oh u poor child
by slayed fr August 21, 2022
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King Ranch Daddy

When you drive a Ford king ranch truck and have a huge dick/ bde/ ultimate alpha.
King ranch daddy is a conservative and everyone feeds off of his energy.
by King ranch daddy 1 February 22, 2023
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Dude Ranching

Using Ranch Dressing to aid one in fondling one's genitals, or those of someone else, to cause sexual pleasure.
My dudes and I were "dude ranching" with delight all night, but we didn't have time to clean up the ranch or get dressed before my parent came home from the opera.
by DudeRanchIT February 26, 2023
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Bunny ranch Mistletoe

The act of a male laying on their shoulders and having their member hang directly over their face.
"yeah it was a real mess, i walked in and he was doing a bunny ranch mistletoe... it was bad..."
by Mc1rish March 1, 2023
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Dude Ranch Dookie

When you have to take a massive dump. Also if being at a ranch on the country side. Abbreviation DRD can be also be used.
Man… I feel like I’ve gotta take a massive dude ranch dookie right now.

BRB, I gotta take that DRD if ya’ know what I’m sayin’.

My intestinal organs feel like they’ve gotta DRD right now.
by SAR_KyuGo March 5, 2023
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