Retard Grunt 

The act of making a loud constipated grunting sound at somebody that did something retarded.

"UGGHHH!" <-- Retard Grunt.

Retard Grunt by Ballstothewall. January 28, 2012

retard right 

When people who don't like you tell you that you are wrong in EVERYTHING you say and/or do just to boost their own pathetic ego. This in turn makes them feel justified in whatever they do and makes you feel like you are less than them somehow, like you're an animal. In reality, those people are the retards who have to hurt others just to make themselves feel right like as if they were smarter than everyone else.

Fake smart person: "Your existence means nothing and you are nothing therefore you are ALWAYS wrong and I am always right so just give up because my shit smells better than yours."

Average person 1: "Who is this retard telling me I am worthless?"

Average Joe 2: "Just some loser who wants to believe they are BTY. Pay no mind to them as they are bitter in life and have no goals other than to be retard right."

retard right by TruthHammer2000 May 25, 2012

Retard stuck in a net

When you say or do things that trap you in a situation.

"I can't believe Jimmy made all those racist comments last night when he was drunk."
"Yeah I guess you can say that now he's more helpless than a retard stuck in a net."

Retard stuck in a net by null793 September 25, 2015

retard jail 

A locked psychiatric unit or facility that people with a mental illness and/or mental disability are incarcerated for wrong doing.

That idiot was touching children again so they through him into retard jail.

retard jail by 6sharpie9 March 16, 2016

retard watching 

When a retard does something stupid for no reason, and you start to awkwardly watch.

The kid stood up in class and began to furiously hump his chair, as I began awkward retard watching.

retard watching by Markimoo777 May 14, 2016

retard hot

Individuals with severe cognitive disabilities find this person attractive.

Yo, you guys know that evil queen bitch from "Once Upon a Time"? She is retard hot.

retard hot by AmigoMontoya November 6, 2017

retard bo betard 

Someone who is very loud and annoying. Also, they are mentally challenged.

Yo! Shut the fuck up retard bo betard!

retard bo betard by Idiot Fuck Tard May 4, 2018