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When a retard does something stupid for no reason, and you start to awkwardly watch.
The kid stood up in class and began to furiously hump his chair, as I began awkward retard watching.
by Markimoo777 May 14, 2016
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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