pound

pound, verb, to fight or injure

"i will pound you into the fucking ground bro"

by the coolest of all dudes November 22, 2016

Half-Pound Prawn Basket

Two or more penetrative entities in one opening (male or female), where at least one such entity is a penis with a tendency to be overly enthusiastic, especially if it's already been hand-breaded. One could say it is plump, juicy and perfectly seasoned. Of the easy peel variety. Boom-boom shrimp and then there was one (ergo, a 1/2 pound). There is fortunately an easy solution, which is to make this a peel-and-eat style basket.

"We were gonna have some fun last night but it turned into a half-pound prawn basket thanks to Minuteman over here, so we had to go the peel-and-eat route. I could do a lot worse."

by PinchLikeAGentleman July 10, 2022

Taking the skunk guts to pound town

skunk guts are a euphemism for a lady's vagina. Pound town is a term for having sex. Therefore taking the skunk guts to pound town is a way of implying that the only part of the woman you are engaging in sex with is her vagina.

She wasn't much to look at, and we all hoped she'd stop talking, but Greg sure was focused on taking the skunk guts to pound town.

by Anonymous ====D~~ October 11, 2019

laying track to pound town

Putting in work with a lady to increase your chances of getting laid at some point in the future.

Damn Luke is taking his date out to dinner, must be laying track to pound town!

by Mcmccarrot March 6, 2015

shame pound

When you wake up drink the coagulated cocktail on your nightstand from the night before.

When she woke up this morning she shame pounded her grey hound from the night before. It's funny cause it's true.

by Slick Mickey November 6, 2015

Pound Paralysis

The term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't move their entire body.

Dan: Yo, Samantha just had sex with her boyfriend, and now she's bedridden!

Ethan: Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me.

by Pound Paralysis June 11, 2018

Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?

Translation: Have you ever been fucked in the ass without lube?

Leroy: Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.

by goldengrey1776 May 30, 2024