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Snake Skin Prison

Loud Fast Badass. Hailing from Austin TX, also known as SSP. Priding upon Loud and Aggressive Rock N Roll, SSP has been known to literally melt faces. Literally.
Man that dude that just wrecked his life was so Snake Skin Prison'd.
by The Great Trash Heap February 5, 2010
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Prison Doily

A Prison Doily is the dried remains of a bukkake fest in prison. The remains are then carefully peeled off of the face in one piece. Now you can decorate anything in your cell and make it special with this frilly product of group lust.
There were ooohs and aaaahs amidst the cellblock as he pulled the prison doily off of his face and the lacy face of Jesus was revealed.
by InkyNeedle July 20, 2011
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It's funny because it's poisonous!

Something you say when a really freaky person does something funny.
Rohan: Hey, Scott, stop touching my ass!
Evan: It's funny because it's poisonous!
by Anonymous February 21, 2003
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military prison

A place where inmates are tortured because of thier innate religious beliefs, hence the prison gaurds become the real criminals.
"They were only doing what they were told", and so were the inmates...
by DrMullet May 11, 2004
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prison pussy

Applicable to males only. When you go to jail for whatever reason, approximately 8 people gang up on you to de-virginize you. They get a knife and slice the skin between your nuts and your asshole, and start having sex there. The prison gynecologist must sow you up, which is just more welcoming for your new friends.
Frank was sent to the penetentiary and got prison pussy from his inmates.
by buddha April 7, 2004
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Prison Rules

After winning a contest of skills, a prisoner or an alpha male yells "Prison Rules, pussy" and then the loser of the contest becomes his prison bitch.
*Shamar beats Jayquan in an arm wrestling match* Shamar yells "Prison Rules, pussy!" And then shamar knows that he's getting fucking in those showers tonight.
by Lord McQuiad October 10, 2016
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vagina poisoning

When a male ditches his friends and family over a vagina because he has been poisoned by said vagina. Symptoms include sudden disappearances, ignored phone calls and texts, utter denial of vagina's ugliness and wrongdoings, and psycho babble about how great the new vagina is. Although this is not contagious, it can be harmful to all those who were close to the male suffering from vagina poisoning. Almost all cases of vagina poisoning have been spawned by a succubus.
Q: Why hasn't John returned my texts and why is he still seeing Laura after she cheated on him?

A: He has vagina poisoning.
by Ginger I. Tis August 16, 2010
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