pirate floss

Hemp, rope, home grown.

It took me all day to burn that pile of pirate floss.

by blonehard June 29, 2008

awkward pirate

The awkward gesture used when your in a group of people talking about an outside party and the person being talked about comes into the conversation OR hears you talking about them.

Raise one hand over your eye and the other into a hook shape with your finger.

"DUDE, Jessica is such a slut! She tried to.."
::jessica walks in::..
::awkward pirate::

by smokethaherb September 01, 2009

Lobby Pirate

A person who continuously changes online game lobbies match after match. Normally in games like Halo or Call Of Duty.

Dude: Man, I've seen that same guy in a team death match a few hours ago, and a demolition match a few minutes ago.

Other Dude: Hah. Totally a lobby pirate.

by marles chanson July 17, 2010

Pirate's Stew

A delicious brew, made of the finest Captain Crunch cereal mixed with a tantalizing twist of Captain Morgan Rum.

Pirate's Stew - It's gag-inducing delicious!

by El Beano December 11, 2010

Pirate Stoned

When you are so stoned you can only keep one eye open, like a pirate.

dude im pirate stoned! ARRRGGG!

by YourSlampeice'sBestFriend November 14, 2010

hobbling pirate

During sex you cum in her eye and kick her in the knee

Last night I did the hobbling pirate to jenny. She threatening to sue

by Swaggett October 30, 2013

Sidewalk Pirate

Someone that lives or makes a living on the sidewalk. This includes bums, homeless, sidewalk performers, etc.

We were driving down the road and saw a genius sidewalk pirate with a dancing monkey!

by CaptainZ November 04, 2007