riding the pineapple

On the government dole (tab): on welfare, illegitimate disability, etc.
Connie lied about her MS, and started riding the pineapple.
by dghost September 07, 2011
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When you give a urine sample offer this as a specialty; spin the rim of the sample cup in your bleeding vagina, next dip rim in tajin, following - fill the cup with your urine. Serve with the cap underneath.
I went to the Public Health Clinic and served them my Spicy Pineapple Upside Down Cake...
by Bigteenus March 19, 2021
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pineapple overlord

The original founders of the world we live in, the creationists that bound the fibers of our universe, the origin of the universe was in fact explicity for us, but, Pineapple Overlord17 has recently blogged in the 7th demension about the truth behind their mission and retreat. Pineapple Overlord17 states that "the universe was created in a super ridiculous, puzzling, squ*red up mind game, purely for intertainment. Its really boring being a crazy @$$ pineapple in the middle of space and accomplishing nothing. People were funny as hell at first. Then they got a little crazy... overboard... questioning who made them and crap so we decided to intervein, we made jesus as a prank... and a whole new story with no serious answer they could actually find for sure. It grinded their geirs to a point they got llame as llamas so long story short, we didnt want to fail like that that guy who refused to sell myspace jesus said he would trade us pizza rolls if we got the fuck out of there and minded our own buisness. By now i think its obvious who really won"
The Pineapple Overlords HATE squ*res! Your mother would be disgusted!
by BObIthA17 April 20, 2016
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pineapple kink

A man who hollows out a pineapple and processed to fuck it.
“Dude did you know James has a pineapple kink?”
by pathena855 April 05, 2024
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Pineapple Upside-Down Cake

Sexual position where a man lays on his back with an erection, then two midgets, any gender, straddle together over the man. They make out, pour caramel sauce over there heads, while the bottom thrusts his hips up to orgasm between the two midgets.
I tried a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake last night. It was fun, but I needed new sheets, and the midgets used all the hot water
by CheshirePanda January 11, 2024
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Pineapple Fanta

Something that you can't fathom existing, but you are oddly drawn too
I can't believe Pineapple Fanta exists, it sounds awful, I need to try it.
by IAlsoHateTheBeatles January 19, 2024
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pineapple susie

A blond haired blue eyed bitch whore that sucks a lot of dick. She gets the name from being able to fit a pineapple in her "Susie" (pussy) because she's so stretched out.
by Jake Brovio August 13, 2017
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