by spann twin February 28, 2011
Get the penis butter mug.A term for a cheap-shot in the world of wrestling, penis puffing occurs when one wrestler provides a powerful blow to the crotch of an opponent, and the impact causes swelling of the genitalia.
Fan 1: "Did you see Justin's match last night? Some guy was penis puffing him the whole round."
Fan 2: "Yeah, he must have one hell of a sore mutten dagger today."
Fan 2: "Yeah, he must have one hell of a sore mutten dagger today."
by SwedishHotpocket January 13, 2009
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Get the penne penis mug.An insult that transcends traditional gender definitions by implying that a person is both a bitch and a penis. Used only in the most extreme circumstances of bitchiness and dickiness.
Chris: Wow, Chives kicked us out of his house.
Johnson: Ya, he's such a bitch penis.
Chris: Let's make a dubstep song about how much of a bitch penis he is.
Johnson: Ya, he's such a bitch penis.
Chris: Let's make a dubstep song about how much of a bitch penis he is.
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Get the Penis Reaper mug.by kelsey :) October 13, 2008
Get the penis muncher mug.The penis of a canine has many differences when compared to a human penis.
When docile, the penis remains in the dog's sheath to keep it sterile, moist, and protected. The penis usually leaves its sheath when the canine is aroused (not to be confused with erect) or when he is thrusting.
The penis itself is usually red or pink in color and is composed of a membrane layer that is similar to what's on the inside of your mouth. It does not become 'erect' until after successful penetration. Instead, the stud's penis maintains its shape with a bone called the baculum.
When finally "erect", a thick "knot" at the end of the penis fills with blood and swells several times its flaccid size. This is called the Bulbus Glandis, and it keeps the male dog tied -- or knotted -- to the female dog, which prevents any reproductive liquids from leaking, thus improving the chances of a large or successful litter.
Finally, a male dog's penis does not feel pleasure in the same way that a human penis would. Where stroking of human's penis (i.e. by a hand, vagina, mouth, etc.) brings pleasure to the man, the opposite is true for a canine, as it'd only cause discomfort and irritation if prolonged. Instead, the stud's penis responds mostly to pressure behind its bulbus glandis, which insures that the knot stays 'erect' when the female's vulva is clenching behind it.
When docile, the penis remains in the dog's sheath to keep it sterile, moist, and protected. The penis usually leaves its sheath when the canine is aroused (not to be confused with erect) or when he is thrusting.
The penis itself is usually red or pink in color and is composed of a membrane layer that is similar to what's on the inside of your mouth. It does not become 'erect' until after successful penetration. Instead, the stud's penis maintains its shape with a bone called the baculum.
When finally "erect", a thick "knot" at the end of the penis fills with blood and swells several times its flaccid size. This is called the Bulbus Glandis, and it keeps the male dog tied -- or knotted -- to the female dog, which prevents any reproductive liquids from leaking, thus improving the chances of a large or successful litter.
Finally, a male dog's penis does not feel pleasure in the same way that a human penis would. Where stroking of human's penis (i.e. by a hand, vagina, mouth, etc.) brings pleasure to the man, the opposite is true for a canine, as it'd only cause discomfort and irritation if prolonged. Instead, the stud's penis responds mostly to pressure behind its bulbus glandis, which insures that the knot stays 'erect' when the female's vulva is clenching behind it.
Uneducated friend: Haha, look at Spike's Red Rocket! My dog has a boner!
Educated friend: That's just his canine penis being forced out of its sheath by his baculum because he's sitting down.
Uneducated friend: Dude, how do you even know all that? You must be some zoo weirdo.
Educated friend: Please bury yourself in a hole and take your prejudice with you.
Uneducated friend: You're just offended because you're a zoophile!
Educated friend: It's idiots like you that keep science and education from advancing.
Educated friend: That's just his canine penis being forced out of its sheath by his baculum because he's sitting down.
Uneducated friend: Dude, how do you even know all that? You must be some zoo weirdo.
Educated friend: Please bury yourself in a hole and take your prejudice with you.
Uneducated friend: You're just offended because you're a zoophile!
Educated friend: It's idiots like you that keep science and education from advancing.
by ShockingTruth September 23, 2013
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