Platano Split

When you and your friend really want some good quality action and take a platano, throw whip cream on it and ENJOY it in many different ways IYKWIM!!!!!

Hey what are you doing today?

nothing. you wanna do something?

sure. how about a platano split?

Sounds great. ill bring a platanero to use the platano and we can have A TON OF FUN!

by Platanero IYKWIM! June 28, 2009

Platform party

An exhausting exercise, done as a warm-up or punishment in gym classes.

Usually consisting of a starting set of 10 squats and push ups, followed by another set of 9 squats and push ups, then 8, 7, 6, and so forth or until the person is comletely exhausted.

John told coach, "your mom goes to college", so he was asigned a platform party of 25!

by awesome pants poop June 29, 2009

Plathom

To be in an intoxicated and stuporous state, generally due to the consumption of gratuitous amounts of alcohol, marijuana, or a combination of both substances in excess. One will know when they have achieved this state when their mouth is exceedingly dry, and or you cannot coherently form sentences, instead, they are simply reduced to vowels upon which you laugh uncontrollably when you realize this failure.

Charles: Some tasty Sprite beverage would be excellent, as my mouth is quite parched.
Rupert: Aye friend, as is mine! I am quite plathom'ed indeed.
Charles: Yes yes, indubiously.
Rupert: McDonald's ho!

by Yeowsay February 10, 2010

Platenque

A game of petanque (a form of boules originating from the south of France), played with a group of people who have non sexual, affectionate relationships

Platenque is a game to be played with your friends, on a nice afternoon outside

by TeamGnome October 28, 2009

Plate Mates

While driving, a driver you spot on the road with similar license plate characteristics as your own. Such as same letter combination, number combination, or same state (if you are traveling)

Adam: Who would've thought we'd see another Idaho state license plate in Quebec?
Tom: you're right, I guess that makes us plate mates!

by Tom Kesler June 21, 2010

Plarty

A party full of fat/disgusting people

Guy 1: Dude, how was that party last night?
Guy 2: Oh man you were lucky you didn't go. It was a complete plarty.
Guy 1: Ah... I'm sorry.
Guy 2: It's okay, I got to eat some cake off some fat chicks ass.
Guy 1: Isn't that from Family Guy?
Guy 2: Way to ruin it.

by Pesp July 19, 2010

Platariffic

To be as terrific as a platypus.

Wow, those shoes sure are PLATARIFFIC!

by nalyeeze July 30, 2010