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Yogurt pants

Yoga pants worn by someone who has no business wearing them.
That narwahl should not have worn those yogurt pants out in public.
Yogurt pants by Cobra27 June 12, 2016

Put your pants back on 

idiom - calm down; chill out.

Usually used when somebody overreacts to a mild situation, requesting that they put their proverbial penis back in their pants.
"How can you eat veal!? Don't you know about the horribly inhumane conditions the baby cows are subjected to? It's an abomination!"
"Woah man. Put your pants back on."

Man in pants 

A very macho, manly man kind of guy. The kind of guy who would rescue you if you were hanging off the edge of a burning building.
Oh man, he's so cute, sweet and so manly - he's the man in pants.
Man in pants by pinktemptress January 10, 2006

your momma's pants 

where I live in

Happy Pants 

Cool comfortable and unique collection of pants. Usually the texture and colors are bright and very attractive to the eye.
David is wearing his happy pants!
Happy Pants by happydave May 11, 2011

No Stairway, No Pants 

A tradition of CRW #45 that if Stairway To Heaven, by Led Zeppelin, is not played at the end of every dance. All AZAs will drop their pants.
Aleph 1: Looks like the DJ forgot to play Stairway.

Aleph 2: Yep time for No Stairway, No Pants.

(Zippp)

*girls screaming*
*DJ wishing he had played Stairway*