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openable 

The ability to open something that can be opened.
Tha back of the Patrick doll is openable.
openable by Elizabeth Mazorra April 26, 2006

Ninja Opening 

While trying to open a beer bottle at a party, you notice there are no bottle openers. So you use something at the host's house to open the bottle while breaking something in the process.
Phil: Hey Brit how did you open that bottle?
Brit: I just ninja opened it (ninja opening) on Christina's fence, i totally chipped a piece of the fence off.
Ninja Opening by PhilipMolo February 14, 2010

Bottle of leg-opener 

A bottle of leg-opener is Australian for wine. It’s well accepted that women are far more promiscuous after drinking lots of wine.
Give that Sheila a bottle of leg-opener and she’s good to go...
Bottle of leg-opener by Brando1970 October 26, 2017
particularly egregious fabricated BS offered under the guise of fact, and then disclaimed as being 'opinion' when challenged and successfully refuted.

Tossing down the "openion" term indicates that you think something is not just 'opinion,' but has been represented as verifiable fact when it is the opposite.
It is my openion that Al Gore invented the internet.
Openion by Annonymous August 6, 2004

Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyone

The definition of a tomato red tailhole, better known by it's acronym wordGOATSE/word
CNN Bulletin: Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyone. Both sides of the Atlantic rush to see susceptible phenomenom

can opener 

1. can opener - (v) a device, either electric-powered or operated by hand, used for opening cans, especially cans of food.

2. Can Opener - (v/adj) a derogatory term for an attractive person that makes you want to "pop your top".
Jimmy, stop banging your head on that can of peas. If you want to open it, use a can opener.

Pretty Girl in Heels and a Skirt: "Thanks! Have a nice night!!" -smiles and walks off-
Perverted 40 year old BoyScout Leader: "Your welcome." -smiles then turns to his fellow boyscouts- "WOW. That was a real Can Opener"
can opener by DimSumKitti April 25, 2010