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Open-sighted

To be open-sighted means you can view things logically without bias or being influenced by emotion; down to earth and logical.
i am finally open-sighted to your manipulation.

this is clearly a scam! you need to be open sighted on the internet!!!!
by opensightedman June 4, 2021
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AWESOME URBAN TURBAN OPENER

Given this phrase it says the URBAN DICTONARY being not only crowd sourced but also open sourced as the best AI VULGAR AND NON VULGAR source available which deploys smoothly to the AEROSPACE INDUSTRY.
To the car only4. Ll X of the AWESOME URBAN TURBAN can with it's definitional power access the entire INTERNET thanks to the AEROSPACE INDUSTRY and the USA BEING the greatest engineer of modern missile and jet nuclear technology the genius designers off their ability to see pattern discernment and exclusivity shielding when the AWESOME URBAN TURBAN OPENER is BREACHED by authorized NASA and PENTAGON corporate , government , non profit and international personnel.
by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE June 4, 2021
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National Open Neck Day

A National Holiday where you slap people's necks on April 21.
Josh got his neck slapped on National Open Neck Day.
by liquid19 April 21, 2022
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Chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .
Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo
by Wee mikey May 8, 2022
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To Open the Bay Doors

To spread one’s butt cheeks during defecation as too minimize the clean-up that will be required.
“Forgot to open the bay doors today and was wiping for hours, so annoying!”
by Ka-Chowder May 11, 2022
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BE OPEN

Something Meta tells its employees while simultaneously locking discussions from having comments.
BE OPEN and open up the comment section Mark!
by public2 November 12, 2022
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An Open Book

A statement Chronic Cheating Pathological Liars with multiple personalities use to gain the trust of others professionally and romantically by giving the impression that they have nothing to hide in any chapter of their lives. They often use this reference right away on a first or second encounter to set the stage and lend credibility when things just aren't adding up down the road. They may busy covering up major amounts of bullshit they produce in every direction but if they have someone convinced they are an open book then it's smooth sailing until proven otherwise beyond a shadow of a doubt. To avoid any of this if you are ever in the presence of someone claiming to be a"an open book", kick then in the balls as hard as you can and abruptly leave them screaming in agony.
"You can ask me anything, for I am an open book"
by Thrives on non$en$e September 15, 2022
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