can opener 

a sweet "jump" usually done off a diving board, in which one knee is pulled tightly into the chest and the other leg is extended downward. the extended leg enters the water first making the way for the rest of the body. when done correctly an amazing splash should follow. best when done off the high dive. sometimes done with hopes of splashing the lifeguards on chair.

1. that was a fucking mean can opener
2. lifeguard 1: yo, that retarded girl keeps doing can openers off the high dive and im pretty sure shes gonna hit her head.
lifeguard 2: yeah but her splash is amazing.

can opener by k'mutodragon January 18, 2006

leg opener 

"Gift" for your date to get her drunk to ensure a root. Usually cheap wine.

Took her out to the park with a cheap bottle o' leg opener, worked a charm mate!

leg opener by Odin_ September 1, 2005

openable 

The ability to open something that can be opened.

Tha back of the Patrick doll is openable.

openable by Elizabeth Mazorra April 26, 2006

Ninja Opening 

While trying to open a beer bottle at a party, you notice there are no bottle openers. So you use something at the host's house to open the bottle while breaking something in the process.

Phil: Hey Brit how did you open that bottle?
Brit: I just ninja opened it (ninja opening) on Christina's fence, i totally chipped a piece of the fence off.

Ninja Opening by PhilipMolo February 14, 2010

Bottle of leg-opener 

A bottle of leg-opener is Australian for wine. It’s well accepted that women are far more promiscuous after drinking lots of wine.

Give that Sheila a bottle of leg-opener and she’s good to go...

Bottle of leg-opener by Brando1970 October 26, 2017

Openion 

particularly egregious fabricated BS offered under the guise of fact, and then disclaimed as being 'opinion' when challenged and successfully refuted.

Tossing down the "openion" term indicates that you think something is not just 'opinion,' but has been represented as verifiable fact when it is the opposite.

It is my openion that Al Gore invented the internet.

Openion by Annonymous August 6, 2004

Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyone

The definition of a tomato red tailhole, better known by it's acronym wordGOATSE/word

CNN Bulletin: Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyone. Both sides of the Atlantic rush to see susceptible phenomenom

Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyone by EcksDee October 23, 2003