Fang Job

In fiction: When a vampire sinks his or her teeth into a willing victim and the seen is presented with sexual overtones.

Twilight (almost) - Edward resists the temptation to give Bella a Fang Job. Interview With a Vampire - Fang Jobs a plenty. Dracula - will give anybody a Fang Job.

by ApeCod December 13, 2008

smack job

The act of a man standing against a wall with his legs spread open, then another individual charging and smacking them (with a hand or object) in the testicles.

John: Man my balls are killing me

Sean: Why dude?

John: Phil gave me this crazy smack job last night... it hurt so good

by Lenny Ganz July 04, 2010

hand job

when a woman ejaculates a man by using her hand (as opposed to using her vagina, her tits, or her lips)

She had just met him 5 hours ago; she was concerned about his unknown history, so when he fingered her to a climax, she reciprocated by giving him the best hand job he had ever had. It was the first time that he had ever spurted over 9 times. It left him completely drained.

by John R. January 03, 2004

road job

when on a long trip, your female companion provides sexual favors to help pass the miles, in particular a blow job.

three truckers did not notice my doing 75 mph while getting a road job from Sally

by geeman45 June 07, 2006

Good Job

A "Get-Out-Of-Debt" job. A well-paying job which people take in order to pay off any debts, it is usually an unenjoyable job.

Matt: So how do you find your new job as a Banker?

Andy: Well, it's a good job.

Matt: Don't worry mate, you'll be able to quit in two years.

by simon94 August 04, 2010

Steve Jobs

Jamming An iPod Into The Anus And Masturbating While Listening To "Chocolate Rain" By Tay Zonday

Dude I Was Bored So I Went Home And Did A Steve Jobs But My Mom Walked In And Beat Me For Listening To Such A Shitty Song

by Mike Esco August 18, 2008

fart-job

A gay sex act in which a man with a gas problem(who farts alot) is being screwed in the ass by his partner and then gives sexual stimulation by farting into his partner's penis.

It's kinda like giving a blowjob, but through your ass instead of through your mouth. So that's why it's called a "fart-job!"

Steve(fucking his partner Jon in the ass): Hey Jon, do you have one coming already?

Jon: Yes! Yes, here comes a BIG one!

*Jon lets out a rather long-lasting, noisy, and pungent-smelling fart*

Steve: Aaaaaahhh! That felt so good!

by Mark H August 05, 2004