October

Octobers are badasses. They are emo girls that are depressed and hate the world. They typically have fawn colored hair and blue eyes. October's are not afraid to speak their minds and will stand up for what they believe in. If you know an October hold onto her and never let her go.

Bully: Hey October, nice haircut. What are you, Lesbian? *Laughs*
October:*Punches bully in the face and walks away with no shame"

by 4ever_tomboy04 January 24, 2017

October 16

National bring salami to school day

YO MY NIBBA BRING THAT SALAMI on October 16

by Ni🅱🅱aboytim October 15, 2019

october 17

Anyone named Alex and/or Mason has to buy you Tim Hortons or McDonalds today.

I am really hungry!
Then go ask Mason or Alex! It’s October 17th! They have to buy you McDonalds or Tim Hortans!

by @TikTokPenguin October 15, 2019

October 22nd

October 22nd is Bring Your Blanket to school day!

It's so cold and it's October 22nd, bring your blanket to school Alicia!

by carlazus October 18, 2019

October 22

Throw a dildo day.

Joe threw a dildo at his friend, Jimmy. This means to just throw a dildo at someone or something. October 22 is throw a dildo day.

by PusSlayer69 October 19, 2019

October 4th

National punch Chloe day

Today’s October 4th, let’s punch Chloe

by Ehehdjejsudhebdhjdndyxyxhd October 2, 2020

October 14th

Also known as a day whenever you wanna kiss someone, you can kiss them without asking.

“Hey you know what today is?” “No what’s today” “October 14th bitch now lemme kiss yo ass”

by Big69PepeInYourAnus October 12, 2019