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cock blockade

Scenario where more than one male or groups of males prevent one person from hooking up or talking to a girl.
Sonny: So did you get with Linda at the party?
Mike: Nah bro, Sam, Dan kept interupting on purpose, and Dustin was cock blocking, it was a freaking cock blockade, I couldn't get through.
by Moojostuff November 18, 2009
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Clash of Cocks

When to males get hard and fight each other with their cocks
Hey dude let’s play clash of cocks
by William Crenshaw September 23, 2019
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Cock shift

to move your penis from one side of your pants to the other
"He's just mad because he needs a cock shift."
by metalheadlegion February 13, 2009
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Cock starving

A person who hasn't had sex in a while and craves to be fucked
by Daddy'sSmolBadBoi September 17, 2018
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Mild Cock

A cocky person trying to cover up their arrogant behaviors with lame jokes/humor.
Brandon is such a "mild cock". I don't like him.
by Elephantshot March 30, 2014
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Attention Cock

The art of gaining a member of the opposite sex's attention by depraving them of attention thus resulting in sexual activity.
This normally takes place in a club / bar or a social setting.
"I went to the club last night and I used the attention cock on Sarah, she fell for it hook, line and sinker!"
by Kingbiller September 6, 2009
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Cock Physics

The inner working relationship between the male's brain and penis, usually resulting in cloudy thoughts or irrational decisions.
Homie: Can't figure out what to do with this girl...should I dump her or naw?
Other Homie: Dude, Jerk off and then make up your mind, just do some good old cock physics, ya know?

*boys chilling in the club*
Friend: Yo Josh, this hot ass girl is totally making eyes at me.
Josh: Naw dude, thats some cock physics...she is looking right at the T.V. behind your dumb ass
by EvStAr June 2, 2018
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