Dawson Johnny

Very sweet man who’ll confuse you if he actually likes you or not, willing to put the effort in bed and always smiles to Pomplamoose’s song “ Bust your kneecaps” when you sing it to them

You should always try to date a man like Dawson Johnny

by Slabi December 2, 2021

Pull A Johnny

To defecate within the interior of someone's refrigerator.

I heard that he fucked my girlfriend at the party so I decided to pull a Johnny in his fridge.

by TikTak1848 July 23, 2017

Sloppy Johnny

When someone sticks a stick of butter in their ass and lets it out of their asshole.

Wanna get a Sloppy Johnny? Yeah man sure!

by synthwavesun January 23, 2025

johnny trombone

Something failing couples try to save their marriage. The man attaches a low pressure air pump to his pens and injects air into his bladder, he then has sex with his partner as normal while 'peeing the air into her, making a trombone sound.

I totally Johnny Trombone'd her last night.

Why don't you guys try the Johnny Trombone?

by SquatchIt September 23, 2020

Fear Of Johnny Depp

i had a dream that johnny depp tried to kill me. I'm terrified of him. ☺️🤞

Johnny Depp: imma kill u
Me: aaaa I'm scared
Johnny Depp: you have the fear of Johnny depp

by Silly1246790 September 12, 2023

Johnny Depplings

Johnny Depplings is a Youtube channel started by secret operatives of the 🅱️ambridge 🅱️ougars as a way to distribute propaganda against the power of Fergie's "A Little Party Never Killed Nobody"

Hey did you see the new Johnny Depplings video on Youtube? It's Grrrrrreat!

by Cougie's Funhouse October 17, 2019

Johnny

Szymon's best friend. He has a shit ton of sisters, everyone thinks he is gay but he denies it like the turkish deny their war crimes.

Szymon: "Nigga, give me some of these sisters."

Johnny: "You're doing me a favour man."

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023