Hell. A place where children get forced to learn. A place where teachers expect children to know everything and if they don’t they’re apparently not working hard enough. Basically it’s a shit place
School is torture
by Mills.b May 23, 2021
Get the Schoolmug. An infernal hellhole where all hopes and dreams are relentlessly sucked out of children by ruthless people who dedicate there lives to the practice of child torture, which is apparenw legal now.
School in a nutshell: you learn useless crap for 12 years so you can get a piece of paper that says you can do more mindless work in a plain old cubicle and earn minimum wage.
Teacher: OK timmy, what is 9*(8/56*5638*89) to the power of 5. You have 30 seconds
Timmy: wut m8 dat aint fair
Teacher: 20 SECONDS
Timmy:*tableflip*
Teacher: OMG you are like, so gonna like, get suspended you rat
Timmy:*contemplates the fact that normal law doesnt apply to school*
(When timmy gets home)
Timmys parents: XUUGUCYXTYVYTXFXGH YCYCYCUCUC YOU GOT WHAT
Teacher:*posts on her twitter,instagram,snapchat, etc(that has her small army of teachers as the only followers)* hAHAHAHAHHAHAHA timmy got rekt m8s lOLOLOLOLOL
School in a nutshell: you learn useless crap for 12 years so you can get a piece of paper that says you can do more mindless work in a plain old cubicle and earn minimum wage.
Teacher: OK timmy, what is 9*(8/56*5638*89) to the power of 5. You have 30 seconds
Timmy: wut m8 dat aint fair
Teacher: 20 SECONDS
Timmy:*tableflip*
Teacher: OMG you are like, so gonna like, get suspended you rat
Timmy:*contemplates the fact that normal law doesnt apply to school*
(When timmy gets home)
Timmys parents: XUUGUCYXTYVYTXFXGH YCYCYCUCUC YOU GOT WHAT
Teacher:*posts on her twitter,instagram,snapchat, etc(that has her small army of teachers as the only followers)* hAHAHAHAHHAHAHA timmy got rekt m8s lOLOLOLOLOL
by A poor innocent child February 7, 2018
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Get the Schoolmug. Teacher: Ok class, now time to go get a job I mean, you already finished SCHOOL
Me:are you frickin' kidding me?!?
Me:are you frickin' kidding me?!?
by I have school-_- October 15, 2018
Get the Schoolmug. Homeschooled person: “Hey wanna hang.”
Other person “Not I have to go to hell.”
Homeschooled person: “Wait what?!”
Other person: “School.”
Other person “Not I have to go to hell.”
Homeschooled person: “Wait what?!”
Other person: “School.”
by fangirl2.0 May 17, 2018
Get the Schoolmug.