Tactical Nap

A tactical nap is where one needs a brief sleep in order to go mad on the sesh at night.

"Oh god aye, gonna go for a wee tactical nap so I can go pure mad on the sesh later tonight."

by crowoffaith January 2, 2018

Decompression Nap

When you wake up from a really deep sleep and have to take a nap before you can get up and start your day.

Similar to a deep sea diver stopping on the way up to decompress in order to avoid getting the bends.

"Sorry I'm two hours late to work. I needed a decompression nap this morning"
"I silenced my alarm clock and took a decompression nap"

by Hobojoe1985 February 2, 2020

nap tight

some real tight pussy

Man I was trying to fuck this beola her pussy was nap tight just like the naps on yo head

by ga boy 34 April 8, 2015

rogue nap

A nap that suddenly happens without your prior knowledge. The napper wakes up a few hours later feeling groggy and disheveled.

For example; I sat down on my futon to study and I woke up two hours later not realizing that I had fallen victim to a rogue nap.

I took a rogue nap after my shower today and woke up three hours later in my damp towel.

by Rogue nap victim October 28, 2013

Nap Face

Someone who's face is so boring looking that you just want to take a nap. Their presence alone drains the energy out of you. Just looking at them makes you want a cup of coffee.

Excuse me Bobby, can you repeat that, I fell asleep looking at your nap face.

by Fun Time Sally October 11, 2018

Bobcat Nap

When one sleeps on their back with a knife or forearm clutched closely to their chest in anticipation of a predator awakening them.

I got real tired on my camping trip so I took a quick bobcat nap.

by elgrandechungus June 11, 2022

pence nap

When you get lulled to sleep by someone's inane blathering.

Listening to him talk would throw me into a Pence nap.

by Eratosthenes of PA August 6, 2017