Fluff on the Muff

When you go to your local super market and buy that delicious stuff they cal Fluff that you mix with Peanut Butter. You than go home find your girlfriend and say "Hey Babe, Let me put some Fluff on Your Muff." Than you kick it wit her and watch her legs spread as she begs you to spread the Fluff.

Yo Man I hate whipped cream, so im gonna put some fluff on the muff instead.

by RobbieNJ November 16, 2006

Fluff Muff

A fluffy muffin

I bought a chocolate Fluff Muff

by Katherine Hicks August 21, 2003

(shini muff )

A stinky jewish prostitute.

hitler fucked all the (shini muff )s and killed them

by sam holmer January 23, 2009

bitch muff

A phrase used to portay extreme displeasure and/or disgust. A negative response.

"Aww bitch muff. My head is killing me."

by Kimmyboo May 21, 2006

turd muff

also called turd muffin; a minor insult to someone you are angry with; like a poop turd and a muffin combined in a disgusting mixture

You are such a turd muff!

by BIGcrapCHUNKSeverywhere March 1, 2009

muddy muff muncher

one that eats out a hary mans anus

that queer is a muddy muff muncher, his boyfriend told me

by cheese72 June 5, 2011

off muff

a foulness of the crotch. an 'off' day. in need of a shower. a smelly vag.

see also : stank stick

i went to go down on her, but she had off muff. ew.

by Anonymous April 8, 2003