meaninglessfaqs

Information which is given out as though it was real and have some basis of truth to it.

He rambles on and on with the most meaninglessfaqs. I am can never tell when he is pulling my leg or telling the truth.

by shelceleste September 16, 2010

morning-beats

masturbating as soon as you wake up in the morning

Man, I need to lay off the morning-beats

by mgg528 July 7, 2011

Morning Stanley

The rock-hard erection the often is present upon waking.

I woke up with such a Morning Stanley that my blanket look like a pup tent.

by whcgonzo November 6, 2012

Morning Five

1. Taking five minutes in the morning to take care of your Morning Wood.

2. The five fingers used to masturbate in the morning.

I started my day with my normal Morning Five.

I shake with my Morning Five hand and giggle to myself, and no one knows.

by MonolithicNerd April 17, 2012

Morning Bush

when you wake up in the morning and your pubes are knotted in a bunch.

John: Good Morning!

Harry: No not good morning bro, I woke up with a morning bush

John: oh that's nasty man.

by Rex6333 September 25, 2012

morning sparkler

When people fap in the morning

Dude, I just had myself a morning sparkler in the shower.

by boobookittyfuck13 January 17, 2014

morning rubbing

when a man wakes up with his penis in between butt cheeks and rubs it up an down

"i woke up with this bitch and had a morning rubbing."

by luvingangel October 22, 2014