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when you wake up in the morning and your pubes are knotted in a bunch.
John: Good Morning!

Harry: No not good morning bro, I woke up with a morning bush

John: oh that's nasty man.
by Rex6333 April 22, 2012
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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