mortazavied

1)To shit ones pants at a party, then to have his grandma come and pick him up.
2)To also shit in your grandmothers car
3)A football player whos very big

O my gosh Sarrose you Mortazavied all over the place.

by Big Boss of North February 7, 2006

Morning Wood-chopper

(n.) When you wake up with morning wood and you suddenly lose it because you see your mom is in your room trying to wake you up for school.

Me: " I had the biggest morning wood this morning til my mom walked in!"
Friend: " Talk about a morning wood-chopper

by AnthOhKnee July 12, 2011

Lilah Morgan

1. A recurring character on TV's Angel, played by Stephanie Romanov. Lilah was one of the lawyers that worked for the evil Wolfram & Hart, and is widely considered to be one of the best villainesses on the show. Her villainy only softened when she began an affair with Wesley Wyndam-Pryce. Lilah was killed by Evil!Cordelia in the episode "Calvary".

2. A femme fatale.

1. I cried when Lilah died.

2. That girl is such a Lilah.

by Charity December 11, 2004

Warm Moroccan Salad

When two very tanned naked men oil themselves with olive oil then scissor their groins together. This phrase also can be used to imply that a man engages in interesting homosexual love making techniques.

I'm not totally sure but I think Paul and Eric like the warm moroccan salad.

Dude, I'd totally enjoy a warm moroccan salad with that guy.

by Big Larry Givens March 6, 2011

Late Morning

The period between "mid morning" and "afternoon", so usually between 11am-12pm or so

I woke up around late morning

by Toby Westoner May 11, 2011

mortal

To be very, very drunk. Contrary to the guy before me, the word 'mortal' is also used in the North-East of England (ie: Newcastle and Sunderland)

Last night, I was proper mortal!!!!

by MichaelToTheJ June 29, 2007

morbid fascination

something what you know you don't like and is disgusting/scary but you can't help but watch.

Morbid Fascination:
Giovanna plowman tampon video is gross, and may make you feel sick, but you can't help but watch.

by PC Plod September 21, 2013