myspace

The only site on the internet that attracts so much drama in one teeny tiny site!
Most ppl get one to communicate wit frens family etc. But get more then what they bargained for
But its still amazing!<3

I blocked some stalker on myspace yesturday, he said he was in my closet!

by teh.sexy.monster.named.nicole March 29, 2009

Myspace Mop

A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.

I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.

by niko5 May 4, 2022

Chronic Myspace user

CO Madrigal dental flex

damn, you seen that guy on dental day? he is always on myspace. chronic myspace user

by spngbb99 December 7, 2023

Myspace Hack

Someone that hacks into or comments on other peoples profiles to engage in searching, flirting, or insulting someone who is not their friend just so you will see their comments/messages

Dude 1: Yo whose that girl that commented on Mikes page about you

Dude 2: I dunno she's just some myspace hack

by happycracker July 10, 2009