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Milfs and Martinis

Going to your local cru bar on a Saturday nights, picking up some hot as fuck mums (milfs) and then complimenting them with some nice martinis.
"Bro I'm fucked and down at the cru bar getting some milfs and martinis"
by Man don't give no fucks June 3, 2018
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Milfwhipping

This is when an older woman punishes her boy toy for misbehaving. To be in the process of being manipulated by an older woman for sexual favors.
I'm so confused I thought she loved me but my friends say she's milfwhipping me. She sucked my dick so good I didn't know she was milfwhipping me. My babysitter is milfwhipping me now that I'm 20. Milfwhippedmilfwhip
by Overeducatedunderachievinglose October 24, 2019
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milfkaworu

a very important user on instagram. people believe they will one day be a big historic figure. also known for their funny instagram content, big platform and even bigger boobs.
babe wake up, milfkaworu posted again!
Wow! hahaaha they are so funny! as always! i love milfkaworu
by whiteboytav May 10, 2021
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Milford High School

What don’t you love about Milford high?

It has everything you need, too deans locking the bathroom doors from kids destroying showing there art skills on the walls, too kids pissing on floors.

Milford is the whitest trash in all of the huron district. Too girls hooking up until the school. And ofc you can’t forget the kids who have colored hair and are 300 pounds.

The best part is we have a very loving dean!
He loves the girls so much he even makes sure they’re ok. If you’re lucky enough he will even touch your shoulders a few times…
I saw a dude fingering his girlfriend at lunch, of course it’s at Milford Highschool.

Milford High School - A shitty place for kids to be forced to learn
by SlaveOwner411 October 14, 2021
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Filthy milfy

When William dumbrell (TikToker) ejaculates on ur breasts
Mom: hey what happened at your party last night

Son: I got filthy milfyed
by Uncle rayner June 10, 2021
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Milford man

A graduate of the prestigious Milford Academy, where children are expected to be neither seen nor heard. This type of man tends to sneak through life in the same manner, being neither seen nor heard.
You can always tell a Milford man.
by jumpandyell October 3, 2008
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Milfsexual

Someone who feels strong sexual attraction to milfs/cougars. Milfsexuals prefer older women to younger women as sexual partners. Milfsexual pride day is June 15th.
“Oh I don’t fuck younger chicks bro- I’m strictly into milfs. I’m a milfsexual.”
by Simpmorelikeshrimp June 8, 2020
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