Mile Long Sub.

spin off of mile long club

this term is the under ground version. any form of sex on a subway. also see long bus.

after shopping my wife asked" what way are we going home" and i told her" we're taking the mile long sub. "

by mar'scorpio February 20, 2010

Mile high clubbing

The act of going from seat to seat on an airplane with the sole purpose of sexual intercourse with a fellow passenger. Drinks of an alcoholic nature are required, protection optional.

Hey Frank, later tonight my friend Ethan and I are going mile high clubbing. Byob and dont forget to pull out.

by ECOLELEE January 26, 2011

Snatch Mileage

How much action a womans vagina has seen over the years.

Guy#1 "I pulled up her skirt, lowered her thong and BOY! all I could see hanging down was some serious snatch mileage!"
Guy#2 "Ahh whatever man, your mama has low snatch mileage between her legs! I love it!"
Guy#1 "Hey, fuck you man...!"

by Shady Hady January 15, 2009

500 mile rule

The amount of distance it takes to prove your love for a broad.

Lover: I walked 5500 F***ing miles to see this girl!
Friend: Wow... You just passed the 500 mile rule! You're set for life!

by theherkman August 12, 2011

sitting at mile high stadium

When a girl rides a large penis; causing her to rise to high altitudes

Guy 1: Hey you want to go to the bar later?

Guy 2: No. My girl want to be sitting at mile high stadium.

by BizNastyMcSpatchy August 9, 2009

Quarter-Mile Smile

-you have a good smile from a quarter mile away, but not any closer than that because it is just hideous!

Damn, that girl needs to back the hell up, she's got a quarter-mile smile!

by ...Caesium... July 25, 2011

flash malest

when a ladge group of sexualy questionable guys come at you with no intentions of being strait

micheal does not malest he flash malest

by middle school truth October 21, 2012