MILF

savs mom and only savs mom

"Savs mom is such a milf!"

by shhhhht May 4, 2021

milfanddilfluvr

really hot person on tiktok! honestly one of my fav mutuals theyre super funny as well. but theyre really gay and always talks abt her gf

wow milfanddilfluvr on tiktok is so hot and sexy!

by really hot sexy person May 10, 2021

milfather

Mother I'd Like to Father

Son: Mom, I want to be just like you: a parent.

Mom: Awesome, son!
Son: Can I be your daddy?

Mom: ...
Mom: Never call me that again, son. Oh, and you're grounded.
Son: Fine. Have it your way. I'll just call you milfather then.
Mom: ...milf-what now??

Padme: Luke, I am your milfather.

The Milfather, starring Al Pacino.
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

by 21 Pearls Before Swine May 16, 2021

Milf

Man, I love frogs

Hey, milf

by Blitzkriegsler May 20, 2021

Milf whip

Mom ride; the type of car a hot mom would drive.

Damn, did you see Jennifer driving around in that milf whip?

by Kountrackula May 20, 2021

Milf

A mindset, not an attribute.

Self-acceptance and living for the sake of the self, not only make you freer than most, it also makes you a Milf, which is by far the greatest achievment that may be bestowed in a world of meaningless and coddling "accomplishments".

by hindrind May 24, 2021

milf

a person who wants to ;) a mom.

Johnny, are you a milf?

by rat lol May 25, 2021