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The Library

When you're doing a girl from behind and you pull it out and stick it in her ass. When she starts to make noise or say it hurts, you lean over and cup her mouth while whispering "Shhhhh" in her ear.
When you've lost all interest in fucking a girl..it's time to go to The Library.
by Hawkeye Fans September 22, 2008
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Tree hugging Liberal

A sterotype that is used by the Conservative Hate Culture.

Generaly refers to Liberals or Environmentalist who are concerned about the status of or Country's forests and Natural resources.
You can't blame a Tree Hugging Liberal for loving America.
by ????^_^???? October 25, 2006
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Limp Dick Liberal

A person of very liberal and socialist political views. The term is derived from their lack of emotional appeal to the good old USA, and a refusal to acknowledge America as the greatest nation on the planet due because their penis is as limp as a sock. They often are very smug sometimes often because of their Ivy-League degree, but often for no apparent reason at all.
Obama: America needs to start being like the rest of the world and doing what the rest of the world tells us to do. After all we are no better than they are right?

Ronald Reagan: Let's set the record straight you limp dick liberal. America is the last best hope for man on earth because of our commitment to protecting and proliferating democracy. I don't care what the rest of the world thinks, I'll do it the American way.
by AmericanBea March 2, 2011
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Libratarian

A Libertarian librarian who believes in small government, except for when it comes to funding libraries. See: hypocrite; anarchists who ride the bus; etc.
Examples of Libratarians are all around you.
by scarletgodfree May 3, 2011
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Statue of Liberty

When you're too much of a loser to have a friend to do the Eifel Tower with.
His friend bailed, so he had to Statue of Liberty instead of Eifel Towering me
by Azraels_kitten December 15, 2010
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libertarian

A libertarian is consdiered to be the "classic liberal" (i.e. the true american who believes in the principles this country was founded upon---private ownership and individual rights). What is an American, you ask? An American is a man who accepts others with open arms, who lets others live as they please because he expects the same respect from them. An American is a man who knows his rights, and defends them, but more importantly knows and respects the rights of his fellow man. An American is a man with honor and modesty, not a man who boasts his superiority over others. An American is a man who knows that his rights end where the rights of others begin, and that ALL men are created equal under whatever God he worships.
A libertarian passed by me the other day and gave me a dirty look, so I went into his home and stole all his property, seeing as how I'm an IRS agent and can legally get away theft.
by Michael Badnarik (not really) September 20, 2004
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Libertarian

Someone who takes care of a library and helps people find books.
Dude 1:The new school libertarian is awesome!
Dude 2: Uhh... don't you mean librarian?
Dude 1: Oh, yeah of course.
by Vocallyconfused June 22, 2010
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