Fuck your life up

Give u a child

“Boy I will fuck your life up stop playing wimmie”

by babyboob March 8, 2020

Life.exe

A.K.A World of Warcraft, because of its unscrupulous ability to have you addicted to the point of consuming a large or even complete entity of your life.

Rob: Why haven't you posted those reports I issued to you?
John: Oh sorry, I just got a little sidetracked.
Rob: Life.exe again?
John: Unfortunately yes.

by Jimmison! January 16, 2009

Life starts now

The thirt album by Three days grace
Coming out on 22nd September 2009

Cant wait for 3DG new album life starts now

by flibbleflobbleflibbleyea September 11, 2009

Reel Life Product

Product of Real Life.

a fan of Esham NATAS or its members.

"im a reel life product, deep dark and gothic"

by cl9ud October 26, 2003

pre life crisis

The "mid life crisis" you might get when turning 16, or another young age. Happens when you realize you are no longer Peter Pan, defender of adolescent bliss and are at some point in your life going to have to live all alone.

Girl: Excited about your birthday this sunday?
Guy: Not really.. I'm actually in a bit of a pre-life crisis right now.

by TFS August 11, 2005

Conversational Life Support

When only one person is attempting to keep a conversation alive. Almost the equivalent of a having a conversation with yourself.

A one-sided conversation.

Typically occurs online.

Jake messages girl on myspace/facebook/random dating website:

Jake: Hi, what's your name?
Girl: Jamie
Jake: So where do you work?
Girl: McDonald's
Jake: What do you plan to be when you grow up?
Girl: Dancer
Jake: What kind of dancer?
Girl: Ballet, i g2g

** Note that the girl only gives one word responses and offers no questions in return. This is a perfect example of Conversational Life Support. Of course, in the end the conversation died rather abruptly, despite Jake's attempts to keep it alive.

by Bart Pimpson June 29, 2009

altis life

Altis Life is a cringe RP game mode on Arma 3 that fat kids play when they want to be a squeaky police officer and are insecure about their current state IRL.

I play Altis Life because I have no IRL friends and think being good a video game makes me cool

by Jay Feare September 3, 2017