pop-left

The left wing answer to the alt-right: dumb, uninformed angry people on the internet getting themselves worked up about trivial feel-good causes and superficial social justice issues while ignoring actual left-wing values like worker's rights, environmental protection, and actual social justice. Found on places like Tumblr, Huffington Post, and Upworthy.

The pop-left is protesting about student housing officials at Harvard being called "House Masters", from the latin "Magister" or "teacher". In other news, a Walmart employees' union has been shut down, a Mississippi judge was caught accepting bribes for sending innocent people to private prisons, and a carbon-limiting treaty was rejected, but no one cares.

by MakeAmericaUnionAgain December 29, 2016

nialls.left.toe1

She’s sooo hot and the most coolest person ever. She’s awesome and very sweet. Deserves the whole world really. Her names Sophia don’t call her FiFi though…

Alex: “Oh my god have you seen nialls.left.toe1 on TikTok?”
Ryan: “Yeah! You mean Sophia? Yeah she’s smokin hot dude..”
Alex: “no cap”

by gavinlover10 June 21, 2021

No Wolf Left Behind (NWLB)

Created as an Australian corollary to the United States No Child Left Behind Act (NCLB; enacted by the 107th Congress of the U.S.). The NWLB Act states, "There is no such thing as a one or two wolf wolfpack." Authorized by the First Unit 4 Committee on Global Alcoholodiversity.

Damn, Dan didn't come out last night. That's a violation of the No Wolf Left Behind (NWLB) Act.

by Unit_4_Wolfpack August 29, 2010

Swipe someone to the left

To break up with someone;

To dump someone;

To not be attracted by the appearance of someone.

Stemming from the dating app Tinder (Android and Apple) where swiping the photo of a person to the right indicates (sexual) attraction.

"I don't like her anymore, I think I'm gonna swipe her to the left."

"That bloke is so ugly, I most definitely would swipe him to the left."

"Although you are not in love with him anymore, it is always hard to swipe someone to the left."

by Brammic October 29, 2014

Why I left buzzfeed

A phrase typically used in YouTube titles, to parody ex-buzzfeed employee videos.

YouTube title: Why I left buzzfeed!?
Actual Video: Overwatch gameplay.

by InfowarsAlexJones March 25, 2017

suck your nans left onion

The act of sucking on your grandma's left booby.

Donald was told to 'go suck your nans left onion!

by Paedo69 December 23, 2017

my dad left me (story)

My dad left me , went to a strip club and saw a middle-class furry with his dead dad tied up to their back with a strap between his tits. My dad left the stripclub and focking killed himself , but before that he obviously *put a strap between his tits*

broo , my dad left me (story) is so sad (Tʖ̯T)

by refrigerator 23 May 18, 2020