Knock, Knock Motherfucker

When you are urinating when suddenly you need to violently shit. Then, you stop pissing and turn around, firmly pressing your puckered ass onto the seat and unloading an ungodly amount of assham into that poor, poor toilet.

Larry: "Damn, I thought you were taking a leak!"

Jim: "Yeah, sorry. I had a Knock, Knock Motherfucker moment."

Larry: "A what now?"

by The mystery shitter April 27, 2022

khecka

the sound a baby makes when being choked out by the worst baby sitter ever

the baby wouldnt stop crying, so i barely choked it and it was all khecka khecka

by hidden languages June 2, 2022

kneaked

Kneak at the wees instead of weak at the knees

Oh I’m so kneaked over this guy!

by Slay girl boss June 10, 2022

Knock-off friend

A person that isn't treated as anything, but acts the role of being a friend.

When someone isn't regarded as a person, who's feelings are ignored, and who's job is to listen and simply be here because you want to.

Someone who's only purpose is to be a helping friend, but is ignored, mostly emotionally, like they aren't even someone.

Person A: "Who's that guy over there?"

Person B: "Oh, he's Person C's friend. He doesn't really say anything and is only here when Person C needs help. No one really pays attention to him since his only role is to help and not be an actual person."

Person A: "Oh, so he's a knock-off friend."

by ghosthandle June 11, 2022

Knock

A term New York natives use when refering to a firearm

"I known an opp, he died with his knock!" - SugarHill Keem (Song: WTF)

by MeeklliHraguS June 15, 2022

Knock

New york slang for gun

He got a knock on him, so keep an eye on him.

by Real drill man June 24, 2022

Knicked

To be scared as shit of something or someone

P1: Aye bra you seen twan round the way lately?
P2: Nahh, I jhi heard he caught a .556 now he Knicked to come outside

by 1017noBB June 27, 2022