Keeper

Noun - A girl who is willing to do everything she can to satisfy your needs without compromising herself

Lad "Trying to settle a debate here, guys i work with think no girl is up for anal. What are your thoughts?

Girl "Deffo a yes from me, was so against it. Went in for it and, Yes!!

Lad "Keeper! Uhhh, You busy later?"

by Monkey_Bwoy October 23, 2014

gift that keeps on giving

syphilis, AIDS, gonorrhea, chancroid, chlamydia, hepatitiis, herpes, HIV, HPV, gonorrhea, any disease transmitted by sexual activities (STD). you get it from someone and you can give as many as you want.

you: oh man i gave my GF Gonorrhea
me: the gift that keeps on giving to your next partner

by whhatup69 November 11, 2013

Keep Jukin'

To keep drinking, dancing, or just plain being rowdy.

Kyle if you don't keep jukin, im gonna fucking kill you.

by Ch453 August 14, 2003

Crypt Keeper

A stripper that is obviously past her prime, that makes you ask yourself why is she still stripping. Usually defined by the undead look in her eyes and kinda looks like an old crone or hag even after make up. There's usually one in every club but there's always exceptions.

Holy shit dude how old do you think that one is?

I dunno man she's gotta be the crypt keeper here.

by pseudotramp December 31, 2013

Girl who keeps ladder outside her bedroom window.

Bit of a skank, comes with her own business card, Name usually begins with C.

"Girl who keeps ladder outside her bedroom window."

by ginger27 February 6, 2010

Keep

Sexual god who can make any woman cum till she cant cum no more

Keep humped bryte so hard and hit all the right spots, she orgasms everytime she hears the word Keep

by Bryteyes March 16, 2003

Keely

a sweet girl who makes unnecessary noises all the time and usually turns into a male by the age of 34.

"What's that thing?!"
"Oh that? It's just a keely."

by --:-- January 24, 2015