G-Knee

G-Knee is a short kneed friend named Jeanie. She's so physically short she doesn't even deserve her full name. She's the type of person to stay the same height from the age of 12. Someone who has so much anger saved up in such a short body. Someone who probably has a body count closer to zero than her shoe size. Which is probably under a size 4... childrens.

Hey are you going to that Shaw-Tea G-knees house later?
Yes, of course G-Knee that short piece of shit is a great host.

by Frolph November 24, 2021

Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome.

Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome (Professionally abbreviated to FSKS) is a rare physical symptom on mainly mens knees where the knees turn lightly yellow with black lumps which resemble the key patterns of famous cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants. This is caused of a lack of blood flow in the fingers which cause the ears, nipples, toes, nose and especially the knees which is what causes the knees to turn pale and slightly yellow. The black lumps on the knees can cause slight irritation but nothing more.

“The new born baby is born with Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome.”

by SonnyK December 23, 2024

Dad knees

Some of the hottest things on the golf course and lake shore. Usually accompanied by some khaki cargo shorts. These knees belong to high school boys and actual dads alike and are nevertheless perfect. There’s just something about them, they aren’t too skinny, and have just enough definition to hint at the mussels in the strong dad legs. Such dad knees can be judged when owner squats down to appraise the green.

Golf Girl #1: Omg, did you see that guy in those khaki shorts?
Golf Girl #2: Are you taking about the kid with the banging dad knees?
GG#1: (blushing) Maybe…but I mean like…did you see them?!
GG#2: Yeah they were pretty…mmm mmm mmm!
GG#3: (walks up) Did you see those dad knees?

by trying_their_best May 18, 2022

Ski and knee

The action of sliding in the tub on your knees to partake in oral sex

Got the good ski and knee last night from the best Cheryl

by You know already 145 February 6, 2020

Knee Grow

It is the biological process of a snickers growing

*there's the quote: would you rather watch a tree grow or a knee grow?

by mike_zvz May 24, 2023

knee on knee

when a sports players slam into each other at the knees, leaving their legs in immediate pain

Did you see the hockey game last night? They went knee on knee and he had to get carried of the ice.

by ōppy October 11, 2017

Knee Clapper

A rash looking STD you get when rubbing a mans penis inside the bend of someones knee.

1. Did you hear Joe gave Jamie the knee clapper on the church trip

2. My parents are going to kill me if they find out I have the knee clapper

by 2 girls half a brain September 26, 2013