Straight Chillers

An epic or cool person, place, moment or thing.

bro, your new album cover is straight chillers

by Roadman Alex October 07, 2023

Straight Josh

Adjective used to describe the white kid who follows his heart in matters of romance. He dates one lady at a time based on said lady’s qualities of being awesome. Someone who is straight Josh often dates outside his demographic and catches flak for it from his family in the form of, “My son Josh is dating a black girl. She’s so ethnic-looking, and her skin is beautiful!”

Going straight Josh means you have grown up and moved out. As such, you only see your family six hours twice a year: Thanksgiving and Christmas. God pity the Josh who goes rogue kosher.

Hey, man. I heard you went straight Josh. Has your family seen her yet?

by Duckfood May 01, 2019

Straight Hangin'

When a man has a large penis.

Jeff's pants have to come off because they caught on fire and Dez pulls them off for him but his boxers come to.
Dez: OMG Jeff you're straight hangin'!!

by A Steel March 11, 2009

Straight Hop

Mario One Jump Terminology 1.a.1

A straight hop is when you skim flying/hopping koopa troopa's face just touching his head with your foot and are propelled high into the air.

Synonyms: Roll-House, Face-Roll, Straight-Up, Launch-Hop.

1. You can achieve great jump distance with a well executed Straight Hop.

2. Woah sick Straight Hop, you sir have mad Mario 1 skills!

by Horks September 11, 2008

Straight Pork

To be absolutely serious about what is being said. Not joking are playing games about the information being shared. What's being said is the absolute truth.

I'd marry my girlfriend if she became pregnant Straight Pork .

by Two Trays OH33 March 01, 2020

Flaming Straight

A man whose outward appearance, mannerisms, speech and affectations would lead any observer to conclude they are an out and proud gay man. Except they are totally straight.

One look at the comedy stylings of John Mullaney and you'd think he was gay but he's just one of those flaming straights.

by Zebexster December 06, 2020

STRAIGHT DICKAGE

To just viciously beat someone up

I was playing yima in basketball and i was giving him Straight Dickage

by notmob August 28, 2023