International heart day

Aka Valentines day.

1. The one day of the year where you must do something special for your significant other.

2. A special day where festivities involving hugs, kisses, chocolate, and flowers are involved.

3. The time when a little baby in diapers shoots you in the ass with a heart tipped arrow. You are then expected to be overflowing with love, not pain.

It's international heart day today! WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE?

by InjuredBuscuit March 2, 2011

international spagulareate

a level three qualification for idiots that couldn't even do a t-level

"oh I did the international baccalaureate, what about you?"
"I did the international spagulareate... it was pretty chill tho."

by ilovespagsomuch November 8, 2023

the international grape popping competition

A competition where women see how many male genitalia they can pop in 30seconds

The world record is 89!

Boy: The international grape popping competition is on on Friday and you going to go

Girl: No last time I got juice all over me

by Big_dick_kelly February 2, 2021

International Throw Rocks at Femboys day

March 18. At that day you are allowed to throw as many rocks as you can at femboys and they CANT fight back or complain

"Oh boy, i cant wait for march 18! International Throw rocks at femboys day is my favorite holiday!"

by Tharlo21 December 27, 2023

International Banana Sock Day

February 3rd.

The day where everyone wheres Banana Socks.

“did you hear? its international banana sock day!”
“shoot, i accidentally wore my frog socks!”

by 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓮 March 3, 2021

International "Bully a Will day"

7th of December is international bully a Will day

The 7th of december is International "Bully a Will day"

by Garmild December 5, 2022

International Yell At The Moon Day

A holiday in which you can, without consequence, shout vulgarities at the moon.

International Yell At The Moon Day takes place on November 14th.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022