instajamming

When you're on Instagram and listening to the best songs in the world.

"Bruh, last night I was Instajamming, Gas Pedal on, Bang Bang next, and I'm just scrolling through pics on Ig."

by GenuineGenius October 17, 2014

Instagram Diet

When you can't eat because you are unable to post photos of it on Instagram first.

Kaitlynd wouldn't touch her pie because there was an Instragam outage, she's on the Instagram Diet.

by ObscureFault August 28, 2014

Instructions were unclear

A common phrase said by one after they gave instructions, usually followed by an impossible consequence for not following the instructions correctly.

*How To Video's Comment Section*

"Instructions were unclear, my dick is stuck in a ceiling fan."

by Hunter512 September 16, 2014

Instaissance Era

the era of time in which an Instagram user experiences a rapid increase in likes per picture on each of their posts. The Instaissance Era is generally followed by a dramatic increase in posts by the user and concludes with a steady decline in likes per picture as posts become repetitive and mediocre.

Dude: "Wow, ever since Jenny got hot she's been getting a fuck-ton of likes on all her IG pics."
Chick: "Yeah, we've fersure entered her Instaissance Era."

by cpv_13 March 2, 2015

Insleepbriated

when you're so tired it's like you're drunk but instead of beer, it's lack of sleep.

Man, after last night, I am so insleepbriated. tired

by Skinny Vanilla March 18, 2015

instagram pimp

A person who gets sent nudes by girls on instagram.

Jack:I got more nudes from Lucy on instagram.

James: You are such a instagram pimp

by U.Dictionary CEO January 28, 2016

Insulated

To keep things said in a conversation within the party being spoken to.

Keep this conversation insulated. I don't want outside people knowing what we're talking about

by Jñ30 April 5, 2016