Human

A race of two legged people species inhabiting the Earth Whom are in no manner to be mistaken as Humane.

Forgive Me for adding Personal insult to injury, but I am Human Myself as is anyhow.

by Korvine July 20, 2019

Human

Humans are over evolved monkeys with guns and less hair. I am one and you probably are as well.

Bob is part of the human race.

by societyperson November 12, 2019

Humanality

The dog mounted humped the human but did not like being mounted humped by another dog.

To have a dog mount hump a human because of their love for it is humanality

by Owls4ever2005 November 21, 2019

Human Thermos Suprise

The act of finding edible food in an orifice of a sexual partner.

Bro, I was eating this girls ass the bbn other night and found a raisin inside, it was an awesome human thermos suprise!

by Nowisdasick/Capt. Terror November 23, 2019

Human

Not me

I am not human

by Alian December 15, 2019

human ring

When you stick your finger in someone’s butt, you technically wear them as a ring. More specifically out of nowhere where it’s unexpected.

I hope Brad doesn’t wear me as a human ring in the middle of the exam like the other day.

by JAGERTHO January 23, 2020

Human cheese grater

A medieval torture device in which a being is repeatedly ran over the top of a human scaled cheese grater. A very painful form of punishment, no known survivors.

Did you hear Joe got put on the human cheese grater?

by Willy-Pete March 5, 2020