Proto-Hipster

The state of being a hipster prior to being a hipster. A person who exists predating the premier of the hit film Garden State.

Proto-Hipster includes, but not limited to, male and female hipsters predating the 1980's in fashion and witty catch-phrases, ahead of their time, avant garde.

EX.

"Susan's record collection is great, even though I've never heard of these artists. They aren't even featured on Pitchfork... she's such a Proto-Hipster"

by DB1976 October 18, 2011

hipster autism

The failure of one to give a fuck while wearing a paisley skirt.

Jill: Sarah wore her tapestry without understanding the Widespread Panic song.

Nicki: Oh man, hipster autism sucks.

by Nicki&jill November 27, 2013

hipster yuppie

Stuoid Teen, "scene kids" leaning towards the emo and urban wanna be catagory. Whinny kids who think they are better than the rest of the entire fucking world. Can usually be recognised if they cut their own hair and dye it black or bleach it. People who think they are so hippie and urban, but they get their styles from department stores at the mall and pay LOTS of money to buy things that look like they got at good will, or a thrift store.

Austin may be the coolest city on the planet, but it seems to attract quite a bit of hipster yuppies, well i guess so does texas in general. Yuppies are fucking gay faggs.

by Simone672 September 19, 2006

UD Hipster

Someone who invents words and put it up the Urban Dictionary before it was cool.

Dude, I totally invented a new word and put it up the UD.

Shut up bitch, you are just an UD hipster..

by AlkoMasterz December 14, 2014

Nouveau Hipster

A term used to describe something that was underground at first (hipster), became mainstream and not cool, reverted back to lame obscurity only to be revived to hipster status again. The hipster circle-of-life.

Since Coachella is just mainstream now, I won't go until it reaches nouveau hipster status.

by me_tm April 16, 2013

Homie Hipster

A homie hipster is someone (in almost every case a person) who are a member of a homie-group and does everything the other homies doesn't and stop doing thing that the other homies do.

example 1. Everyone plays League of legend's

Homie hipster stops playing it or starts to play HoN/DotA

example 2. Homies: Lets play some counter-strike!

Homie-hipster: No.. i've stoped playing that piece of shiii game.

by Evotech July 8, 2012

Hipster Vampire

Burning in the sunlight was too mainstream, so they started sparkling instead. Twilight holds many vampire hipster examples.

"Burning in the sunlight is too mainstream," Edward Cullen, the hipster vampire, spoke coolly.

by Paigie Pie June 16, 2014