I have things to do

You don't really have anything to do but you don't want to hang out with the person you said it to.

Mostly used after just having sex...

Guy: that was awesome but " I have things to do"
Girl: Oh?
Guy: Yep.
Girl: Gets dressed and leaves.
Guy: Turns on xbox and plays video games

by Eric Kacktastic December 10, 2010

nuts haven't dropped

young, inexperienced, green

A baby boy whose testicals haven't appeared yet.

" That punk don't know shit! His nuts haven't dropped! "

by doggbutt September 24, 2003

Safe Haven

A Nebraska law that allows parents to legally get rid of their children at any point before the child in 19 years of age by dropping them off at a Nebraska Hospital.

If you don't shut your mouth I'm going to drive to Nebraska and Safe Haven your ass!

by Alfred Banesworth March 30, 2009

dirty haven

the act of leaving a shower, supposedly clean, but yet still smell like the underside of a rotten beaver covered in shit stains

Man someone pulled a dirty haven in the gym.

by The center of Collbran Job Cor August 17, 2015

you haven't lived until you...

Usually followed by "done this" "eaten this" "watched some movie" etc. It emphasises that so many people have doen it that it has become part of life. Of course, this is most convincing coming from a short fat woman with greasy hair who looks like she's seen every movie ever, eaten every food possible, yo-yo dieted all the time etc.

You haven't live until you've watched the godfather trilogy.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004

have sex

The cradle of civilization. Y'all wouldn't be reading this if it weren't for this. In fact, most of you sick little monkeys are actually doing it as you are reading this. If you're lucky, it'll be with a member of the opposite gender.

Bangin', humpin', motion in the ocean, feeding your dog a biscuit, stuffing the ol turkey, driving through the tunnell, inserting the probe, vaginal spelunking, breaking cherries, bumping uglies, etc.

by Ocafi January 8, 2005

haverhill

a town where everyone thinks they are the shit. the town overall is decent..the people however are another story. with the exception of the white people everyone thinks their mad ghetto and hood wen the town really isnt..haverhill is not lawrence it is not boston...its haverhill...and the girls hate on other girls during the process of taking boys from other girls...also home of the girl fights it is highly probable to see small white grls kicking the shit out of people

shakala is hot shes from haverhill

by thug nigggga June 23, 2008