handle bars

(extasy)X pills that makes everything seem as it slows down
alternate spelling: handlebarz, handlebars, bars, etc.

"you got some of then handle bars?..I need them before I hit tha club tonight"

by JC4L May 12, 2006

Allah...handro

From Madtv. Where a gas station attendent thought a customer was arabian, but was actually mexican. Also a good joke.

Joe: No, seriously. I'm Mexican.
Bob: Ya,ya. I'm Mexican too. My name is ALLAH...handro.

by CrazyGuy207 January 14, 2009

Handlebars

A dance move that mimics to process of giving head while wearing one's hair in pigtails whiling pulling in either direction

The foo was gettin the handlebars in the bathroom at the club last night.

by Dashley Darrion March 5, 2008

squirrel handed

to put your hand on a womans pussy
its what happens a when a date goes really well

friend: how was your date last night
you: i got squirrel handed

by gimme lovin September 20, 2003

handegg

A term used by foreign assholes (most commonly british) to describe american football. It is usually used to argue the games name (FOOTBALL) because apparently it requires a greater use of the hands than the foot, and the ball supposedly resembles an egg. You know, kinda like another form of football that was coincidentally invented by the Brits: RUGBY.

Dumb retard: Those bloody yanks need to rename their game to Handegg, it doesn't even require the foot and the ball looks like an egg!

Logical individual: Kinda like how rugby football looks like a giant egg and all the players run around with it in their grasp?

by Mr Steel Biscuits November 27, 2012

Axe Handle

To acquire the least of; pleading loss of; ignorance or absence of duty

Well I'm afraid I'm going to have to take the axe handle on this one.

by Zach April 13, 2004

man handle

1. Penis; esp. when erect.
2. The act of self - stimulation.

In the evenings, Sven liked liked to watch pornography and man handle his man handle.

by Dr Zog. August 9, 2006