The Ghost of the Goon

A black Dodge Challenger that wanders the roads of America searching for a new host. The original owner committed Goonicide.

Look at that car! It's The Ghost of the Goon!!

by neverknowsbesttt March 23, 2025

Goon

A totally silly billy mothafucka.

Man 1 “That nigga is quite the goon”
Man 2 “Yes indeed my fellow nigga”

by hockey_lover11 April 24, 2020

Goon Mafia

Garrett Betty Conner Buster Smith

Garrett smith is goon mafia. It totally was his woods and Johnnys dick

by Aaron Mesey January 13, 2022

Ethical Gooning

In other words, an "Ethical Gooner". Both meanings are very much the same. Ethical Gooning is someone who goons at a fictional character in any media who is 18 and/or over, and not an underage character, and any art that is not A.I.

Ethical Gooner 1: Oh god Rumi "Mirko" Usagiyama is so fucking hot. I wish I could be inside of her... Mmmmmm
Ethical Gooner 2: I need Yor Forger to finger my coochie so bad. Oh fuck yes~ Please yes~
Ethical Gooner 3: Loid Forger's dick would be great in my ass~
Ethical Gooner 4: It’s not A.I art and they are 18 and over; It’s gooning time!!!

All these are examples of Ethical Gooning

by Moimoi667 May 2, 2025

Moon-Gooning

an indigenous practice where you cut the head off of a buffalo and goon under the moonlight

1: me and the boys gonna go do some moon-gooning tonight

2: y'all got some fuckin issues

by Cruned November 25, 2023

Gooning

Putting a mail or a female and a hypnotic transce where as to develop a severe sexual addiction in a short amount of time to lustful images, videos and experiences.

I’m going to creat a gooning instructional video for my followers so that I can manipulate their minds into buying more of my sexual content.

by Psychological Thriller December 27, 2021

Moon Gooning

The act of gooning in a specific ritualistic manner. It was originally practiced by an ancient tribe whos name has been lost to time. It is a sacred act that should only be practiced by those who are serious. The details of the ritual are only known by those who have completed the ritual.

Homie#1: "I've been moon gooning for 87 hours straight and I don't know where I am"
Homie#2:"Real"

by Moon_Gooner November 30, 2023