golden cucumber

Wrap your dick in 24k gold and go to town

Not only is he rich he's also huge! Last night he gave me the golden cucumber. This morning it looked like I was pissing goldschlagger.

by Blast Nice February 21, 2018

Gooder

(noun)

Slang in Canada. Origin unknown. Possibly started in New England, and made it's way up and then to the west coast. Likely derived from 'do-gooder'. Sounds like an Aussie thing to me.

1. good time/night/day
2. job well done
3. something particularly funny

1. Talk to you later, have a gooder!
2. Dank blunt, m8. A right gooder that one was
3. The new iDubbbz video was a real gooder

by housenigger April 15, 2018

Goldeneye

An amazing company that sells everything from Frogs to Flowers!

Person 1: Hey! Where did you get those flowers?
Person 2: Only from Goldeneye! The best company ever! They let me choose the price.

by Bobby JooJoo July 16, 2018

Golden Asshole

A Golden Asshole is the person who pays the bills for everyone in their household.

When Warren grows up, he wants to eventually be a Golden Asshole, shitting out money to pay the bills of everyone else in the house, when they won't pay for their own stuff.

by Remove Obama July 18, 2018

Golden reach-around

A sexual act, typically performed by 2 men, where one partner performs manual stimulation from behind whilst urinating on their backside.

Man, Terry is in for a treat! Instead of the typical, I gave him a golden reach-around.

by Jonn Little July 19, 2018

GoldenA

An 18 year old male who takes Rick & Morty quotes and uses them to act smart (200 IQ). He is the biggest idiot you will ever meet, and he will still try to argue with you. He will use wrong words and say they are the same definition, when really he has not a clue on what he's talking about.

He also dates this chick that's 5 years younger then him. It's weird.

GoldenA is such an idiot, I swear!

by Immortal Gayming August 12, 2018

Golden Hurricane

When Grant pisses on a hooker’s face and Scott comes in after and jizzes all over it.

Grant and Scott pulled the Golden Hurricane on Mrs. Harrington last Saturday. #NOP

by Skin2win October 12, 2018