ghetto timeshare

the act of buying something and splitting the cost with a friend or group of friends when the cost is under $100, and the group plans to share the item equally

$40 webcam, splitting $20 a piece, alternating possession every week is a ghetto timeshare

by Bob k. garf June 24, 2010

ghetto glitter

Ghetto glitter is defined as broken glass (i.e. broken bottles, broken mirrors, broken windows, etc..) that can be found in most alleys and/or poor neighborhoods. When light shines upon the broken glass, the light is then refracted and/or reflected into the eye of an on looker which may or may not create monochromatic colors along with white light for the viewer to see.

1) Person 1: "Hey the street looks really nice today!"

Person 2: "Yeah, the light from the full moon is really shining on that ghetto glitter."

2) One should wear shoes when leaving the house so you do not cut your feet on ghetto glitter.

by Wm_Davies November 21, 2010

Ghetto Swig

Drinking alcohol from the bottle that isn't usually designed for drinking from the bottle.

"Yo me an ma nigga JDawgg saw Chantelle Ghetto Swigging some single malt bruh.....that shit was wrong..."

"Oh darling when one is out of wine glasses, One must ghetto swig"

by JDawgg January 19, 2014

ghetto-smart

a ) (adj): neither school-smart, street-smart, nor trade-smart
b) (being)-noun: the ability to be a carrot in god's potato field in the sense that you only possess knowledge and skills that you learned in, and that are only relevant to, your ghetto neighborhood

If you grew up in certain parts of NDG, Montreal, Canada, you are probably ghetto-smart, as opposed to St Henri, where people are more street-smart and/or trade-smart

by Sexydimma January 1, 2015

Ghetto Suffix

A ghetto suffix, also known as a ghetto ending is an ending to a ghetto as name. Many common ghetto suffixes are Shaun or Sean , iqua, isha and Onte

Examples of a ghetto suffix include but are not limited to:
Rayshaun
Tyshaun
Rodsean
Desean
Shaniqua
Aniqua
Lakisha
Sharkisha
Dvonte
Monte
dashonte

by Red penguin 69 January 5, 2015

getto wine

Another name for kool-aid.

Me and my girl are going to make some getto wine.

by Fred160 January 29, 2008

Getting my Phelps on

A slightly discreeter way of saying to smoke from a large, classy bong, such as Michael Phelps.

*knock Knock
"what are you guys up to in there?"
"Getting my Phelps on. go away."

by Another Dusty-Foot Philosopher April 26, 2009