phili fake out

While fucking a girl from behind, spit on her back and tell her that your done. When she turns around, proceed to wank it and nut in her eye. The phili fake out often leads to a mild to serious case of glaucoma.

Since Sally didn't like taking my juice in her mouth, I decided to pull the phili fake out on her to remind her who the real boss is.

by Toni Kukoc May 6, 2006

fake Asian

Someone who looks completely Asian but has no tie to their respective Asian country. They do not have an Asian accent, speak their own language, and did not even grow up there.

"Dude there was this new Asian kid, so I started talking to him real slow so he'd understand. Then afterward he just looked at me and said he's American. What a fake Asian"

by NikolaiSRB December 13, 2009

fake punk

Turn that fake punk off! I've got more punk in my arm pit.

Hey, usemytoes, turn that fake punk off! I've got more punk in my arm pit.

by Jawn January 15, 2004

Fake Person

A person who says they bang but doesn't know any other stack/gang sign than their gang & who usually try's to make them selves seem "better than you" by being on you're dick all the time, A person who usually brags & has to include themselves in & every conversation/situation & makes it apart of their "life" & who has an explanation/excuse for why they failed or lied or just for anything.
Fake hood rat---> 775 842-7432

Example 1
Person 1- Have you ever been to a rave ?
Person 2 - Yeh (Not done with answer)
Fake Person - (Fake person interrupts) PSHHH! I ALLWAYS GO TO RAVES EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT!
Person 1 - So why aren't you there now?
Fake Person - Because i don't like raves! duh!
Person 1 - So why do you go to them?
Fake Person - Because...gangsters don't go to raves!
Person 1 - So why did you say "you go every Friday night"?
Fake Person - (Quiet) & Smiles

Example 2
Person 1 - Eh dawg does that fool bang blue?
Person 2 - Yeah fool he was here ye (Not done talking)
Fake Person - (Interrupts) NO HE DONT! I WOULD KNOW I BANG BLUE B.N.C.! Throws up B.N.C.
*Conversation killed by the fake person*

Example 3
Person 1 - Hey lets go play guitar hero dawg
Person 2 - Ok fool but you'll whoop my ass though lol
Person 1 - I know fool! lol
Fake Person - (Talking to person 2) YOU SUCK AT GUITAR HERO!
Person 2 - I know but its still fun
Fake Person - SO WHY DO YOU PLAY IF YOU SUCK!!?
Person 1 & 2 walk away to go play guitar hero
Fake Person - IDK WHY YOU PLAY IF YOU SUCK !(Follows Person 1 & 2)

by Cesar Nava July 3, 2010

fake skate

Somone who appears to be a 'skater boy' but in reality has never actually skateboarded more than moving on the board. They often are weak, stupid, and unpopular people with acne who want girls to like them, but instead make them hate them more.

That guy Jake, he is one fake skate.

by Vivec May 7, 2004

fake emo kids

a person who pretends to be emo and says that they are delicate to fit in and pretend to cut themselves and label themselves as emo

I love being depressed and me and all my friends are depressed.Look at the fake emo kids

by Alexander Olivas November 1, 2007

fakeAwake

when you're soooo tired; have lack of sleep and you have to act awake; motivated; energized.

She had to fakeawake her day ... since she only had 3 hours of sleep last night.

Aw, c'mon, stay out late tonight! You can fakeawake tomorrow!

by VGVGVG March 18, 2010