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Fire Poker

Slang term for the genitalia of a man who will only fornicate with red-haired women.

Can also refer to the genitalia of a man who has an STD.
"Sexy redhead 9 O'Clock. Get your Fire Poker out!"

"Why is it so itchy? Must've been a firepoker... again. Thank god for penicillin!"
by DaggerJeff May 17, 2009
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First Three Albums Theory

The theory that any combination of the first three albums by a band have higher ratings than albums four and higher. Basically, albums one through three are all better than any album released after the thid album.

Only full length albums apply.
Abbreiviated FTA Theory.
Eminem is a great example on the First Three Albums Theory.
by Domocunt February 4, 2010
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Fire Mc Nire

A way to describe the highest Grad Marijuana possible the word can also be cut down to just FIRE as well
Its Fryday you don't got no job we about to get high off this fire Mc Nire Craig Roll it up man.

Peter looks over at Bob and says hey dude what type of weed is that in the blunt you just rolled up Bob replys and says Its some fire man we are going to get stoned to nite .
by Bryan K Bradley February 6, 2010
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Fireah

When having a bowl movement, the stool is nearly liquid, and burns not only the intestines, but the sphincter as well, leading one to believe their rectum is on fire. A more common term that would be used as a noun would be "Lava butt"
Dude, last night after downing a bottle of tequila, for no reason at all I consumed a ton of chili peppers! I was awoken the next morning to FIREAH, I haven't left my toilet in hours.
by WaldoBro123 January 5, 2010
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Firstnamer

A "firstnamer" (n.) is one who refers to an unknown, non-present party using only their first name whilst fully aware that those with whom he is presently speaking have no friggen idea who the other person is.

"Firstnaming" (v) is achieved by intentionally omitting key descriptors that generally precede an unknown person's name, such as, "my friend" or "this girl I work with". Such descriptors are a courteous way to avoid alienating the present party by acknowledging their lack of familiarity with the unknown person.

"Firstnaming" is occasionally committed by mistake, but more often is used as a conversational trick to create the illusion of great social reach and likability. This is generally the result of a strong desire for acceptance.

The act of "firstnaming" is frowned upon in many cultures for 1) adding layers of useless information, tension and complexity to an otherwise normal conversation, 2) being a cheesy way to invite discussion, 3) displaying a lack of security in the strength of one's personal relationships at the expense of other peoples time and energy.
"...and then Steve was all like, dude you are the man for chugging that beer, and I was like, Yeah Steve you're so crazy man. Steve is so weird sometimes, you know?"

"I don't have any friends named Steve and don't know who the fuck you are talking about, man."

"Oh. Well, Steve's a buddy from work. You don't know him I guess."

"Yeah, you guessed right you fucking firstnamer. Get the fuck out of my face."
by rthomas22 June 10, 2010
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Fired the Gardener

A girl or guy who has stopped shaving, waxing, or generally maintaining her pubic areas.
by Miss Kitty1992 May 2, 2011
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fire trucking doodoo

The equivalent of bullshit. Used when something goes bad or is unreasonable. Originated in National City by a very outraged student.
Homework on a weekend? Thats fire trucking doodoo Ms. Rottier.
by ronka June 11, 2011
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