Condom Fail

A clever comeback to someone when they call you a fail. Referring to the person's parents' condom to fail on them, resulting in the birth of that person. Other versions include abortion fail and birth control fail, but condom fail is much simpler and snappy

Person 2 makes a mistake.
Person 1: hahaha epic fail
Person 2: shut up. you're a condom fail.
Person 1:...

by dhoasfueugaseng October 1, 2011

Epic legendary fail

(1)The step between epic fail and meta fail.
(2)A fail that will almoste certenly reduce you to the mocking and ritacule of your pears.

when a waiter drops his whole serving try on a mentally handicapped person, fruit cake, meth addicts, and all things telly tubby related.

person 1: shoots himself in the foot while reloading his gun

person 2: " Epic legendary fail "

by St.jimmy1693 February 5, 2009

made of fail

Something or somebody that messed up or is so wrong that it is literally made of fail

person:1 hey that guy shouldn't sneak up behind a horse he might get kicked in the face

person:2 ouch too late

person:1 that guy's common sense is made of fail

by randomhomemovies September 13, 2009

Pushed the fail button

Doing something incredibly stupid.
Being a failure.

Nice job breaking your leg , you really pushed the fail button.

by Lord Mazer and Mikrin January 9, 2011

Fail

When two people who are like twins talk and what they say make absolutely no sense. But it doesn't matter, because it's funny regardless.

Abrianna: Fail
Nate: WE are fail. The essence of fail, split between two bodies.

by efyouagainx June 28, 2009

Epi-fail

Epicly epic fail.

Yeah, he totally epi-failed.

by Holly Estelle January 2, 2009

Fail

a funny, very ironic happening that leaves the person in question sad or hurt, but not dead.

On CoD4, trying to throw a grenade out of a window-only to hit the window-sill and bouncing back inside would be considered a fail.

by chiefjoboo June 29, 2009