Eric wanker

A young adolescent male who plays Fortnite all day and likes to wank it a lot . No Shame here .

Hey Brian, get out of my room? Why so? I’m trying to get my Eric wanker on !

by Great creative January 27, 2024

eric loftin

a man whose gas tank is perpetually on E, only runs from "teeth or badges," but somehow he gets away every time!! So don't ask him to run to the corner market for anything that u will need in the next 14hrs bc he is preoccupied being a racecar driver (check your local news reports for updates). U will NEVER be stuck anywhere with this guy bc surprise! he is a mechanic w more tricks up his sleeveless tee than inspector gadget. expert tea maker ("don't squeeze the tea bag"). a guy who is a no bs kinda man, the kind who will throw a firecracker between opposing parties when all they wanna do is pussyfoot before the fight. all told, this is a man u hope is on your team and not the guy against u. and god help u if u stand betw him and his gf.

Mark: Did you hear about the 5 hour stand-off between SWAT and that guy who lives on the corner?
Jimmy: Yeah dude, that was Eric Loftin getting the party started. I can't believe the cops didn't even find the g-ride he drove there. The cops stole his truck after they made him drive it down the mountain himself.

by anonymous February 1, 2024

Eric Bernett

A tattle tale. Someone who tells on everyone.

"I'm telling Mom on you! " Don't be an Eric Bernett!

by Tyrone Dallup February 8, 2024

Eric Cartman

The fat boy in South Park who is mean and selfish. He is a bully but he isn't pure evil. He has an uncle called Uncle Stinky.

Eric Cartman: I'm not fat IM BIG BONED
Me: I don't care and I didn't ask

by yomom123_44 February 15, 2024

Eric Sim

Extremely popular youtuber known as the King of Juco, doing crazy stunts, interesting challenges and having alot of fun. Comparable to a Johnny Knoxville of baseball

"Eric Sim cant get over yips because he lost 69 or die while playing for the Salem-Keizer Volcanoes"

by Some random baseball guy February 19, 2024

Eric Chadams

Some guy who is the mayor of new york. He promised to fight for new yorkers but he gave our tax dollars to migrants. He says hes doing everything he can but people are still getting beat up in the subways of NY everyday.

Eric Chadams - Im Rick James Bitch
Every time a new person is attacked on the subway Cuomo laughs somewhere in the wind.

by Anon2265 February 27, 2024

Eric and Tiffany

These two are meant for eachother! If an Eric ever meets a Tiffany, he needs to make sure she breaks up with her current BF and start hanging out immediately.

Oh dang, look at Eric and Tiffany, such a cute amazing couple they are, they would make the cutest baby.

by Foxeyethefuzz July 26, 2024