Swamp Donkey

1. Creature similar to that of a troll, with a very potent venom that secretes from the face which can be seen easily from many distances away. Sometimes known to have fits of rage, which usually go unanswered and ignored, but these frenzies are usually provoked by the Swamp Donkey's enemies. It can be seen devouring intoxicated males at your local underage bars or fraternity housing facilities. Once having lain with the beast, you will endure a lifetime of humiliation and an itchy pubic area. Avoiding contact with the wretched abomination is highly recommended, for it will attempt to suck on your face.
As legend has it, the Swamp Donkey once seduced a young African American male with her medusa-like gaze, and forced him to pleasure her on the dancefloor with crowds and crowds of people staring in agony.

2. Antithesis of everything good.

Stephanie: Did you see where the tall red headed kid I liked went?

Jacky: I think the Swamp Donkey took him home to her lair.

Stephanie: Hes never coming back alive.

Joe: Have you seen the Swamp Donkey lately?

Max: Dude, she totally just used the keg tap as a dildo, looks like we are out of beer.

by Trollerbynight February 26, 2011

Donkey McNutSacks

The lesser-known and actually more accurate name for McDonald's Chicken McNuggets. Focus groups revealed people were less likely to eat the donkey meat unless they called it chicken.

Gimme a #4 Donkey McNutSacks value meal with Coke to drink .... And sweet n' sour sauce.

by Muk Wang October 29, 2006

Donkeywhoremelon

A dumb slut that looks like a donkey.
Has huge teeth, and a huuuuuge forehead.
lies about being a virgin.
May have been preggo once.
No real friends.
Nasally voice, snorts when they talk.
No one really likes them.

"Lydia Follmar is such a donkeywhoremelon."

"Ikr?"

by THE TERMINATORRR April 9, 2010

ropey donkey

maening very unwell,usually a mix of lots of alcohol and a dodgy donner kebab.not good.

man im feeling proper ropey donkey today,that girls fanjita must have done it.

by bossmanhugo January 2, 2005

Swamp Donkey

noun: an old Chevy Truck, usually green in color, that most men and all women would be embarrassed to drive on a public roadway. Runs rather well for its age, but leaves much to be desired in appearance. Most often used for hauling garbage or providing heat while drinking beer in the driveway.

Doug: "Let's have a beer! I'll fire up the Swamp Donkey."

by Danatsams January 28, 2013

Donkey

A male prostitute, derived from the onomatopoetic fact that he is a "he-whore".

if you walk down to the corner of 3rd and Mission, you'll see a donkey dressed like a mincer just waiting to gobble your gonads for less than a tenner.

by DelicateCargo June 4, 2015

Honky Donkey

The term Honky Donkey is a derogatory term used to describe an irritating white person or a person of the caucasian phenotype who you just want smack upside the head for their ignoramus stupidity. A synonymous term or a term that can be used interchangeably, in order to hammer the point home, could be: Cracker Jackass.

Classic Exemplar: Donald J Trump aka Honky Donkey-in-chief aka Crack JAckass-in-Chief

If it looks like a honky, walks like a honky and talks like a honky, then by default it's a donkey.... hence Honky Donkey.

(feel free to swap out honky for cracker and donkey for jackass, should the honky donkey you're berating, not understand what you're going on about).

by ImbredCorpulentCracker July 2, 2017