Wobble Dumped

This is an event where you anticipate something, but actually receive something entirely different, or unexpected.

This experience is not limited to being tricked, it is more related to personal misinterpretations.

Example 1

Hey, I bought a truck online for $2000. I just got it. It came in a small box. They failed to mention that it was a toy. (Yeah, so um) I just paid $2000 for a small plastic truck...

(Friend laughing hard) What? You just got Wobble Dumped"!

Example 2

Hey, I thought I bought a PC game for $10 online, but then I received a poster of the game, instead - I feel Wobble Dumped...

Example 3

Guy: "You know that girl I met online, the one I've been talking to for months?

Friend: "Yeah"

Guy: "We just met and she looks NOTHING like her picture. Instead, she was clean, skinny with big boobs, and had no beard - Wobble Dumped!

Friend: (Staring at Guy)

by Solar Gemstone June 13, 2011

dump sauce

Diarrhea

Just took a big dump sauce

by Jp266666 November 7, 2017

Mushroom dump

When you sit on the toilet and jerk off into the bowl, while taking a shit.

Brandon was attempting a mushroom dump, but unfortunately had no luck, until Jerry came to assist.

by Hammerhead250 November 14, 2020

anger dump

When out of anger or rage, one shits themselves in frustration.

When I told dad to check his pockets when he accused me of losing the boat key. The look on his face let me know he took an anger dump. Later the keys were located in his pocket.

by MC Busta January 17, 2020

Dryer dump

Fecal matter deposited into someone's dryer usually.

"Someone dropped a dryer dump at our party last night. I thought it was a brown sock and picked it up."

by layout-420 December 5, 2015

Bottom-Dump

When it’s been a long week of bottoming for a guy guy and he finally let’s all the loads out.

“Fred was such a whore this week, he is gonna have a massive bottom-dump later”

by Jollyestrancgers July 21, 2022

Prison Dump

Flushing the toilet the moment your log hits water. This is especially courteous if you plan to loiter on the pot for an extended time post-deposit. In prison, you would likely become “the belle of the ball” if you had the gall to spread your stink. Never roost upon your waste.

Person 1 - “bro you were in there for a while, is it safe?”

Person 2 - “oh yeah man I had a prison dump. Played candy crush for 20 minutes”

by Pardig September 6, 2021