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Donkey Kick

The act of overdosing on painkillers and then getting your balls pounded in by another women's high-heels until a ball breaks or the testicular sack rips open. Also known as Snap, Crackle, Pop.
I headed to the hospital after my share of the Donkey Kick.
by SnapCracklePoop December 13, 2010
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Creek donkey

is a male ruff neck/redneck, who is a low class liar. Worse than your average redneck, because his word has no value. Most likely will be pretending to be living a life thats not his own.
Friend-Girl he is such a liar...

2nd Friend-Oh girl dont worry bout him, he's nothing but your average creek donkey anyway!
by ricesoup June 2, 2009
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Donkey

verb \dawng-kee\

The act of transporting awkward-sized materials or objects from one location to another. Usually the distance between the two locations is significant.
JayMo: Good Afternoon. I was wondering if you could do me a favor and deliver these new refrigerators to the administration building.

Tilda: Yo, I don't have the time or resources to donkey that shit all the way across town for you. I have a report to prepare.
by BlueSquare77 September 17, 2010
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dirty donkey

Also known as "Budda's Dirty Donkey Fold" (BDDF), a rarely used sexual position available only to young, thin, and flexible women, usually those who are experienced in yoga and like to be dominiated.

In this position the woman begins on the edge of a bed, coffee table, or office desk, bent down on all fours doggy style. Then, with her ass facing the male (who is standing with his crotch against her ass), she bends down all the way until her head and breasts are pressed into her knees, her ass touches her ankles, and her feet stick off the edge of the bed just below her love box and poop shoot. At this point the male leans over the girl and pounds her while she's curled up into a ball.
Oh man, she climbed up on her bed and BEGGED me for the Dirty Donkey!
by Andy Port November 2, 2006
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Donkeypunch

A action used during "doggy-style" anal-sexual intercourse. When a man's penis is in a man or woman's asshole, the man shouts "Donkeypunch!" and when the man/woman turns around he punches him/her in the face causing his/her asshole to tighten making the sexual experiance a lot better for the man Donkeypunching his partner.
"Oh yeah, fuck my asshole baby."
"Donkeypunch!"
"Huh?" *Turns head around*
*!$#%DONKEYPUNCH*
by Donkeypuncher5000 June 21, 2006
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donkey

A football (soccer) play with physical presence but little ball control, passing or shooting ability. A donkey typically "hoofs" the ball.
"Emile Heskey couldn't hit a cow's backside with a banjo. He's such a donkey."
by madpaddad April 6, 2005
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donkeyshow

a porn, usually a good one, involving a girl and a donkey giving each other head and pleasuring themselves with peanut butter
Alex's mom loves to participate in the donkey show on the spice channel.
by Lauren Barton November 1, 2003
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