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Osceola Bronco Sex - Going the Distance

Insert your well lubricated erect cock into your girls Vagina, wrap one hand around her hair and with a good hard, fast, doggy style rhythm pounding. Part way through the screwing, before you get off pull out of her Vagina. Send the next stroke all the way up in her Anus(cornhole) in one continuous stroke without slowing down or losing your rhythm. (good lubrication is required on penis before you start)

Going the Distance is when switching from Vagina to Anus. After placing your Cock in her Anus you must maintain Anus penetration without slipping out. Both hands must be on her, one hand holding on to her hair and the other placed on her hips for control. Maintain your ride for eight seconds.

Also, she cannot know ahead of time exactly when your going to switch cock positions.
After a long night at the Osceola County Rodeo in Kissimmee Florida. A wannabe Cowboy takes his Cowgirl home for a HOT round of Osceola Bronco Sex - Going the Distance.
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The Distillers

I can't sleep at night because i'm afraid brody will come and kill me
by noflyway99 April 19, 2005
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Disturbed

A band that i would like to think are good, but are sadly, crap. They Have great vocal and instrumental potential, but for one flaw, ALL THEIR SONGS ARE JUST THE SAME FEW WORDS REAPEATED OVER AND OVER untill any meaning they had is dead lost and spat on. and for all you people who dont belive me, just listen to 'violence fetish' which is plugged as their 'greatest song' for a perfect example of how repetitive they are.
im not saying nu metal is anything but meaningless and repetative, but disturbed exell in both of those feilds.
by Bodmin Zer0 December 18, 2003
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long distance relationship

Something that mostly happens to teens( and adults) that involves in making an emotional connection that lives a great distance away from them. These situations usually end in tragedy but they also end in a happy ending( this rarely happens)
Chad: " yo you know i'm in a relationship"

john: " you know that long distance relationship don't last right?"

Chad: " shut the fuck up i'm lonely"
by sad_boy_hours September 28, 2018
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disturbed

A mainstream nu-metal band with decent vocals, but medicore music and lyrics. Disturbed is popular with preteen boys that haven't discovered true metal music.
David Draimen of Disturbed has a lovely voice and interesting looks, but his band and writing abilities suck.
by Blutkind May 21, 2004
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disturbia

anything that is disturbing, weird, strange, awkward...
can be used many ways like : "That conversation was really disturbia!" Or, "That's so disturbia to me" Or "Your disturbia" can probably be put into any sentence any way you want it to... noun, verb, adjective...
by K risten April 20, 2007
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Distractivated

To be actively distracted in such a way that it activates ideas that motivate or inspire.
While lurking in the LUCI.org Hangout, one of the Linux aficionado's, Distractivated me to the point that I now have my Youtube degree in all things IBM Model M clicker keyboards.
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