Crocodile Cum

A phrase to refer to an incident where someone has faked an orgasm, similarly to how "crocodile tears" refer to someone faking sadness.

I thought my boyfriend had the orgasm of his life last night, but it turns out it was just crocodile cum.

by AhnikSaur March 30, 2020

Cum Tuesday

Piece of a Famous quote from WWE wrestler Von Wagner that acknowledges a holiday known as Cum Tuesday.

Von Wagner: Cum Tuesday? I love that idea.

by Gioninox October 7, 2023

cum faucet

A dick.

Christine: He was so hot that I couldnt help draining his cum faucet.

by scratchy2868 June 2, 2015

cum shivers

A tingling sensation after climax that leaves the receiver in a trembling, euphoric, submissive state.

His dick was so good, Wanda, I had the cum shivers for fifteen minutes afterwards.

by Hugh_Mungus January 1, 2017

Cum Rodent

A game in which two men drown a hamster in their cum, then stick the hamster up one another's anus. Whoever can engulf the entire hamster first wins. The loser is left with a case of blue balls.

Bro 1: Yo, down for some Cum Rodent?
Bro 2: Sure, but let's make it quick

by Twentylynx July 22, 2018

cum in a can

sperm trapped in a can

girl I cant have a baby so I went to Walmart and bought cum in a can

by austin simar July 11, 2019

Cum Buildup

Basically When You Haven’t Masturbated Or Had Sex For A While

Ben, Was Looking At Porn And Had Cum Buildup

by Xmantra May 2, 2019